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To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

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squoosh · 27/10/2015 13:17

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

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FunkyPeacock · 27/10/2015 17:27

Aka Aiden Turner - he's fecking gorgeous

lunar1 · 27/10/2015 17:27

Damon Salvator, while Ian Somerhalder is lovely he seems to nice for torrid so it will have to be his alter ego!

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TheSpottedZebra · 27/10/2015 17:30

Oh bloody hell Lunchpack Shock
Foxy is still ok, right?

WhatTimeIsItCuckoo · 27/10/2015 17:31

Matthew McConaughey and Colin Farrell as the damaged souls they were in True Detective. I'm on a role now....(puts phone firmly down and tries to concentrate on tea).

Grapejuicerocks · 27/10/2015 17:33

Aidan Quinn anyone?

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DownstairsMixUp · 27/10/2015 17:34

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Meandyou150 · 27/10/2015 17:34

Jessie pavela who does that programme about helping obese people!! Yes please!

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Cocolepew · 27/10/2015 17:37

Im back with more , I thought we were only allowed one.
Ahem

Jamie Dornan with beard
Ewan McGregor, with or without beard
Charlie Day, especially in Its Always Sunny..
Josh Homme
Debbie Harry circ 1978
Aragorn
Him from Merlin that was in The Musketeers
Brad Pitt
Denis Leary in a firemans uniform

UmbongoUnchained · 27/10/2015 17:37

All if the avengers, plus Loki and captain jack. At the same time. Halloween Wink

SummerNights1986 · 27/10/2015 17:37

www.google.co.uk/search?q=wentworth+miller&biw=701&bih=643&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIzvWt_5fjyAIVwekUCh0SmA2o&dpr=1#imgrc=49r0RDN2O3IemM%3A

Wentworth Miller. Assuming of course that the Royal decree could also make him straight Wink

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squoosh · 27/10/2015 17:38

Some of you are going to be tuckered out with these multiple torrid affairs.

Tsk.

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EnthusiasmDisturbed · 27/10/2015 17:38

Just remembered Bruce Springsteen

Poor Bruce while waiting for me he can write a song about the torment he feels

aftereight · 27/10/2015 17:40

Jamie Dornan in character as the serial killer in The Fall.
And if I survived and had any time left, I reckon Tom Hardy would be filthy Halloween Grin

trevortrevorslatterfry · 27/10/2015 17:42

Ruby Rose Blush and I'm not even gay..whoo she is hot

also Vincent Cassel in his younger days

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SirChenjin · 27/10/2015 17:43

Neil Oliver. I absolutely adore the man.

StillFrankie · 27/10/2015 17:44

Pol dark!

avocadoghost · 27/10/2015 17:46

Anthony Head without a doubt, circa early Buffy era.

Old enough to be my dad, you say? Yep, I believe so. But if we're going torrid I'm going all out Grin

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ghostyslovesheep · 27/10/2015 17:46

Michael Sheen - oh that man !

Cocolepew · 27/10/2015 17:49

Oh yeah and the majority of the SOA cast. Ta.

mrsmilesmatheson · 27/10/2015 17:49

Steven Moyer / Bill Compton
Currently watching box set of True Blood Wink

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WhatTimeIsItCuckoo · 27/10/2015 17:51

If we are only allowed one can mine be my original Dominic West please? He'll be my serious crush until at least Season 2 of The Affair is over (starts tomorrow, excitement barely contained).

expatinscotland · 27/10/2015 17:56

David Bowie.

expatinscotland · 27/10/2015 17:56

No one's said him. So he's ALL mine!

coffeetasteslikeshit · 27/10/2015 17:59

For Cocolepew.... but you'll have to fight me for him!

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TweenageAngst · 27/10/2015 18:01

Brandon Flowers would appear to be mine Grin

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