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To expect discretion in Gym changing rooms.

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Drew64 · 22/09/2015 11:27

What is it with men who parade around the changing rooms naked, without a care in the world?
After 9 hours at work and an hours commute the other day, I was crouching over my bag sorting out my gym gear when I became distinctly aware of a cock, balls and arse inches from my face as he admires himself in the mirror next to me. I lie NOT! it was swinging away less that a foot away!

Now I have to say that in no way do I have a problem with nudity, even in the company of the same sex. When I change at the gym I don't do so under a towel, I'm just discrete about it and don't parade myself around in front of strangers.

It seems to be middle aged men too, not that I have anything against middle aged men, I'm one myself but come on fellas, be a bit more discrete. I don't want your tackle swinging in my face and if you want to admire yourself in the mirror then please wrap a towel around yourself of put some underwear on!

OP posts:
lotsoffunandgames · 24/09/2015 22:49

I find people walking around naked for longer than necessary just odd. I get ready as quick as possible and avert my eyes to anyone else's nakedness.

I hate seeing someone else's hair sprayed on the side of a shower too, shave at home fgs!

dandoesfitness · 25/09/2015 07:50

There's a guy in my gym that stands in front of the mirror, grabs two hair dryers, one in each hand and proceeds to go to town drying himself fully in the buff.

ophiotaurus · 25/09/2015 08:08

This thread has cheered me up. Been having a tough time. So thanks OP.

ivykaty44 · 25/09/2015 08:58

I suppose op you should have said to the man

If you stand any closer mate I will be able to see your cock....

DixieNormas · 25/09/2015 10:41

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Drew64 · 25/09/2015 11:09

I wonder what you were expecting if you thought I was female?

My OP talks about men walking around naked in the gym changing room?

Were you hoping I was a member of some kind of swingers gym where men and women change and mix openly?

Shame on you for your dirty minds ;)

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 25/09/2015 11:13
Hmm
Garrick · 26/09/2015 00:17

If you stand any closer mate I will be able to see your cock

Grin Ivy, I need you by my side with a riposte for every event!

Drew, there are mixed facilities that don't involve sex. Not too many in the UK, though (the UK is weird.)

ToadsJustFellFromTheSky · 26/09/2015 11:22

Um, no, but you would definitely not BU if it was the ladies changing room...

LadyShirazz · 26/09/2015 12:45

I used to live in the Czech Republic, where (like in Germany) they are a lot more "liberal" about nudity.

I once saw a woman change her tampon in the public showers and another woman shaving her minge!!

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