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AIBU username envy

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Stillyummy · 18/09/2015 17:27

Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

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RandomSocks · 19/09/2015 19:44

Yes, it is, Jux, both subtle and clever. It was ages after I first joined MN that its meaning dawned on me.

In response to the request from a pp, here is the thread that led to the AndThatHorse.

Another great username is CuttedUpPear.

Iguessyourestuckwithme · 19/09/2015 19:46

I love atyourcervix - think she's a midwife

DixieNormas · 19/09/2015 19:48

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MySordidCakeSecret · 19/09/2015 19:53

my favourite one is "Wherethefucksmyfuckingcoat" Grin

Passmethecrisps · 19/09/2015 20:09

I am discusted with myself that I have only twigged sirChenjin now. How thick am I?

I love a pun username. Love a pun me. Sadly I am talentless with regard to witty wordplay.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 19/09/2015 20:20

Who has two hundred nicknames? I've got about five I think. Blush

Sausagesforteatime · 19/09/2015 20:20

I love AnyFucker but I don't see any subtlety?
Am I being thick?

StealthPolarBear · 19/09/2015 20:24

I always like thehumanjam and asked her why but she never responded

Passmethecrisps · 19/09/2015 20:26

For the record as if anyone cares I have never name changed

ShiningWhite · 19/09/2015 20:27

I've just got SirChenjin! I was going to mention FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse but so many others got there before me, as they did with the witty names! I thought I was so clever when I tried to call myself CupidStunt but someone else got there first!

RandomSocks · 19/09/2015 20:28

Sausages, as a user name it is just clever, but subtle (imo) when matched with the content of her posts. You are not being thick, it really is subtle.

RandomSocks · 19/09/2015 20:29

I remember the lightbulb moment when I first got SirChenjin. That moment made me feel thick.

StealthPolarBear · 19/09/2015 20:32

Ooh yes I love ovo
Ultimate in subtle

Katsite · 19/09/2015 20:59

Has anyone said NoArmaniNoPunani? Alltime favorite! Of course my own username is really witty in italian....

kinkytoes · 19/09/2015 21:07

And I thought I was being greedy with 5 usernames! Feel like I should go all out crazy and creative with some new ones now. If I can get my brain out of this toddler fog. Ooh ToddlerFog there's a thought!

LieselVonTwat · 19/09/2015 21:21

There are many other members of the family Von Trapp twatters. Feel free to reserve any you like for future use, and I'll steer well clear!

WorraLiberty · 19/09/2015 21:31

If anyone's looking for nick name inspiration, there are some funny ones here

I particularly like Warren Peace Grin

DixieNormas · 19/09/2015 21:34

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WorraLiberty · 19/09/2015 21:35

And Chris Packet Grin

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WorraLiberty · 19/09/2015 21:38

OMG Dixie I only just got what your name means! Shock Blush

It took me ages to get 'Stacey Tidd' too!

WorraLiberty · 19/09/2015 21:39

Oh yes, you should grab Wayne Deer for Christmas

TheMagicalChicken · 19/09/2015 21:41

just tell us the subtlety of AnyFucker, coz i have no clue either, without going "it's subtle!"

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