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AIBU?

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AIBU username envy

343 replies

Stillyummy · 18/09/2015 17:27

Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

OP posts:
yeOldeTrout · 19/09/2015 14:29

sorry, someone explain to me what's so clever about WorraLiberty?

TuckingFablet · 19/09/2015 14:36

I like dokeyoaty. Makes me chuckle every time I see it Grin

WillSomebodyThinkOfStefan · 19/09/2015 14:38

I tend to go for Archers themed names. I worry about Stefan...

WorraLiberty · 19/09/2015 14:40

Nowt clever about it yeOldeTrout, it just means what a liberty.

But I aspire to be Catherine Tate's nan when I'm older Grin

Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 14:41

WorraLiberty is a character created by Catherine Tate (the old woman who gets offended and says it as a catchphrase). The MN-er with that name is very down to earth and cuts through bollocks in a wise way. Lots of other MN-ers respect her a lot.

Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 14:42

opps. Sorry, Worra. Cross post

IamTheWhoreofBabylon · 19/09/2015 14:46

Am I the only one who never notices usernames Blush
Apart from one time I was verbally abused, I will never forget that nice persons name

Tirfarthoinn · 19/09/2015 14:48

I think there is a TB ssd

WorraLiberty · 19/09/2015 15:08

Thanks Fatmomma, the cheque's in the post Grin

OhGoveUckYourself · 19/09/2015 15:29

I wanted DrinkFeckArseGirls as I aspire to be like Father Jack Hackett but it was already taken. I am quite happy with this name now. Grin
I love StepawayfromtheEcclescakes and TakemedrunkImhome although I am not sure whether there should be capital letters in there.

IamtheZombie · 19/09/2015 15:46

Zombie has no imagination for user names. She stands in awe of those who do.

jorahmormont · 19/09/2015 15:58

I like my current nickname. My old ones were Moomin related. I especially like this one as I found MrsJorahMormont my username wifey Grin

I feel like it's time for a change though.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 19/09/2015 16:05

Thanks for the mentions Smile my one moment of inspiration.

As you might guess, I mostly like sweary names, the ruder the better. Even more so if combined with gynaecological references.

HalfWomanHalfCake · 19/09/2015 16:06

JoyDivisionOvenGloves is my favourite.

wreckingball · 19/09/2015 16:06

I saw that AF, somewhat unnecessary I thought.

GudrunBrangwen · 19/09/2015 16:19

Many thanks for the link, Goring. How lovely.

mrstweefromtweesville · 19/09/2015 16:26

I love my name. It reminds me to adopt the MN personal before posting.

mrstweefromtweesville · 19/09/2015 16:27

that's 'persona', not 'personal'. It doesn't remind me to preview and check spellings. Blush

but my curtains have flower patterns and my furniture is all lovely mis-matched pieces left to me by maiden aunts. oh yes.

elephantoverthehill · 19/09/2015 16:41

Nobody has mentioned Imperial Bleather yet. I always think that's a good name.

WorraLiberty · 19/09/2015 16:52

Wasn't there a midwife called AtYourCervix? Grin

SirVixofVixHall · 19/09/2015 16:54

FuckyouChrisandthathorse- your Easter name could be FuckyouChristandthatCross....

Tirfarthoinn · 19/09/2015 17:06

Or if you really don't want to be quite so sacrilegious FankyouChristandthatCross

IMadeYouReadThis · 19/09/2015 17:29

i like harry potter ones too!

FuckyNell · 19/09/2015 17:42

I liked EnormaSnob

StrapOnDildo · 19/09/2015 18:03

I really hate rude, vulgar usernames

They ruin the whole tone of the site