AIBU username envy

[Stillyummy]

Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

Whoops! I didn't mean to post with that filthy name ??

fuckynell!

I can never think of a witty name, or one that is meaningful without sounding pretentious/try-too-hard.

I love the play-on-word names, and the clever ones, like SirChenjin (which also took me ages to figure out) or EnormaSnob. I can't think of the others I like off the top of my head, but there are quite a few good ones.

Aww thanks fucky

I like yours too, feminine, yet sweary

TheTravellingLemon

ENormaSnob I just copped on to your username, brilliant!

Please explain Sirchenjin's name. I'm thick

derxa I also was the same as you. Basically it means 'search engine' Say it out loud a few times to catch it.

AtYourCervix is a midwife I think. Great name. I loved BupcakesandCunting as well.

I've had a zillion names and I love them all but they're never clever.

SirChenjin is a homonym for Search Engine

That means you haven't RTFT

Favourite seasonal namechange was ShowofHands' ShowOfBloodyStumps for Halloween.

Actually, Anyfucker's name is rather clever. Subtle though.

Jux

I've just posted this on another thread: "I've come across a few threads that pin point AF out. Why is this?"

I for one can never remember anyone's name apart from those who leave a resonating message (for me that being WhirlpoolGalaxyM51 and CogitoErgoSometimes) but other than that I can't see the need to play favourites or divisive.

I've just seen thecunckofwilhemina

I love the witty MN inspired names - pearlclutcher and mumnset chicken

Clever & subtle? Pah. I have no talent for this.

Thanks. I was imagining some sort of character from a book or game I had never heard of.

Im always envious of clever names on here. SirChenjin is genius, as is ENormaSnob

I remember liking SchrodingersSexKitten which I thought was witty. Have not seen her posting for eons.