WIBU to demand Harry Styles comes over and gives me a good seeing to?
WienerDiva · 25/07/2015 10:05
Ok, hear me out.
I keep having really vivid "rudey" dreams about Harry Styles, they sort of dreams that would make Katie Price blush . And I'm thinking the only way it's going to stop is if I ask, no DEMAND, he comes round with awful morning breath and nits, shows that he is dreadful in bed, just to prove to my dream state that I am in fact not a 15 year old, hormonal 1D fan. But I'm actually a married mother, in my 30's that sensibly drives a Volvo.
Then and only then I might start having dreams about men that are more appropriate. Or perhaps my own DH, can't remember the last time I had dream sex with him!
So my AIBU is, AIBU to ask HS to come and have sex with me with the above conditions?
SirChenjin · 25/07/2015 10:20
You might find a few hours in front of Welcome to Hell cures you of your Harry love
EmberElftree · 25/07/2015 11:09
I feel your pain wiener, dream hs must be very busy as he visits me a couple of times a night. I have no interest in him I'm rl whatsoever and didn't even know he existed until we heard steal my girl before christmas in a taxi and my mate was shocked that I didn't know it was 1d singing (not in uk) or who they were. Ah well my excuse is I'm 30 weeks pregnant and have sex dreams almost every night, even about Gordon Ramsey .
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