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WIBU to demand Harry Styles comes over and gives me a good seeing to?

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WienerDiva · 25/07/2015 10:05

Ok, hear me out.

I keep having really vivid "rudey" dreams about Harry Styles, they sort of dreams that would make Katie Price blush Blush. And I'm thinking the only way it's going to stop is if I ask, no DEMAND, he comes round with awful morning breath and nits, shows that he is dreadful in bed, just to prove to my dream state that I am in fact not a 15 year old, hormonal 1D fan. But I'm actually a married mother, in my 30's that sensibly drives a Volvo.

Then and only then I might start having dreams about men that are more appropriate. Or perhaps my own DH, can't remember the last time I had dream sex with him!

So my AIBU is, AIBU to ask HS to come and have sex with me with the above conditions?

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WienerDiva · 25/07/2015 18:44

There's always one (need an eye roll emoji).

I could watch Tom Hardy films happily all day long, I'd probably end up having a sex dream of Michael Cain as the butler bloke in Batman/or him as BronsonConfused

I'm early thirties and definitely not old enough to be his mum. Never had a unkept but devastatingly beautiful boyfriend growing.

Just a some that were 3 out of the 4 Inbetweeners.

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Hannahouse · 25/07/2015 18:49

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ImADonkeyOnTheEdge · 25/07/2015 18:55

I don't really get it. But, at 44 yrs old I guess I'm over fancying young boys (although I may be kidding myself there)

SilverShadows · 25/07/2015 19:23

I had a ridiculously erotic dream about Justin Timberlake last night. No idea where that came from, I was slightly disgusted until I remembered he could dance well, and therefore probably shag well.

Harry Styles is too much of a child still, and also reminds me of Frankie Cocozza, so makes me shudder.

lemonade30 · 25/07/2015 20:17


I'd do the lot of 1st, and throw union J and years & years in for good measure. Wink

lemonade30 · 25/07/2015 20:19

1D not 1st.

although Louis would be 1st obviously. Harry is definitely a guy who looks as if he'd be partial to the second or third round iykwim....

NakedInFrontOfTheComputer · 25/07/2015 21:05

Ewwww. Wrong. He's a foetus with stupid hair. Ick.

wishingchair · 26/07/2015 09:29

Ooo yes - Michael Hutchence. goes dreamy eyed

WienerDiva · 26/07/2015 10:02

Grin Lemonade

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RochelleGoyle · 26/07/2015 11:26

awful morning breath and nits

I know I'm late to this thread but Grin

dancemom · 26/07/2015 11:40

I had an unkempt and off his tits drummer boyfriend - that was a fun year!

Met him again several years later and the novelty was no longer there! I wanted to mend the distressed clothes, nitcomb the long hair and encourage him to get a proper job!

HawkEyeTheNoo · 26/07/2015 11:59

OP I don't know what is wrong with you but it is no small thing!! Get to your GP immediately!!! (Although no amount of therapy may be enough!! Bleurgh!)

ByronBaby · 26/07/2015 12:42

celibacy - you are right. MH jumped into my mind too. The original and the best. I think that 1980s MH, completely off his tits, gave me an unhealthy taste for scruffy, shit-faced beautiful boys for too many years.

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