WIBU to demand Harry Styles comes over and gives me a good seeing to?

[WienerDiva]

Ok, hear me out.

I keep having really vivid "rudey" dreams about Harry Styles, they sort of dreams that would make Katie Price blush . And I'm thinking the only way it's going to stop is if I ask, no DEMAND, he comes round with awful morning breath and nits, shows that he is dreadful in bed, just to prove to my dream state that I am in fact not a 15 year old, hormonal 1D fan. But I'm actually a married mother, in my 30's that sensibly drives a Volvo.

Then and only then I might start having dreams about men that are more appropriate. Or perhaps my own DH, can't remember the last time I had dream sex with him!

So my AIBU is, AIBU to ask HS to come and have sex with me with the above conditions?

[WienerDiva]

There's always one (need an eye roll emoji).

I could watch Tom Hardy films happily all day long, I'd probably end up having a sex dream of Michael Cain as the butler bloke in Batman/or him as Bronson

I'm early thirties and definitely not old enough to be his mum. Never had a unkept but devastatingly beautiful boyfriend growing.

Just a some that were 3 out of the 4 Inbetweeners.

[ImADonkeyOnTheEdge]

I don't really get it. But, at 44 yrs old I guess I'm over fancying young boys (although I may be kidding myself there)

[SilverShadows]

I had a ridiculously erotic dream about Justin Timberlake last night. No idea where that came from, I was slightly disgusted until I remembered he could dance well, and therefore probably shag well.

Harry Styles is too much of a child still, and also reminds me of Frankie Cocozza, so makes me shudder.

[lemonade30]

YANBU.

I'd do the lot of 1st, and throw union J and years & years in for good measure.

[lemonade30]

1D not 1st.

although Louis would be 1st obviously. Harry is definitely a guy who looks as if he'd be partial to the second or third round iykwim....

[NakedInFrontOfTheComputer]

Ewwww. Wrong. He's a foetus with stupid hair. Ick.

[wishingchair]

Ooo yes - Michael Hutchence. goes dreamy eyed

[WienerDiva]

Lemonade

[RochelleGoyle]

awful morning breath and nits

I know I'm late to this thread but

[dancemom]

I had an unkempt and off his tits drummer boyfriend - that was a fun year!

Met him again several years later and the novelty was no longer there! I wanted to mend the distressed clothes, nitcomb the long hair and encourage him to get a proper job!

[HawkEyeTheNoo]

OP I don't know what is wrong with you but it is no small thing!! Get to your GP immediately!!! (Although no amount of therapy may be enough!! Bleurgh!)

[ByronBaby]

celibacy - you are right. MH jumped into my mind too. The original and the best. I think that 1980s MH, completely off his tits, gave me an unhealthy taste for scruffy, shit-faced beautiful boys for too many years.