AIBU to ask your most embarrassing moment ever?

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Just for a chuckle?

Mine is when I wet myself during the festival of voices aged 7. I know lots of kids wet themselves - mine just happened to be during a concert with all my classmates feet in the puddle for the remainder of the song, I was wearing a long dress and somehow thought I could style it out.

I couldn't

Sour - definitely get that leaky tap sorted. Sooner rather than later

I was sickeningly well behaved at school. We had a non-uniform day for charity one time, except I forgot and came in wearing my uniform. I was embarrassed to be the only one wearing school clothes. Somehow I decided that if I kept my little denim jacket on then no one would know. I tried the effect in the bathroom mirror but found that the collar of my shirt showed. Naturally, I took off the shirt and stuffed it in my bag.

No one said anything until biology, 3rd period, when our biology teacher started complaining about us being out of uniform and wearing clothes unsuitable for the lab. Then she looked at me and said "Feawen, take your coat off."

I tried to subtly signal that I couldn't but she wouldn't have it. "Feawen! Take your coat off right now or I'll send you to the head of year. I know it's non-uniform day but I don't want you wearing a coat."

Dear Mumsnet, I took off my jacket. I was wearing a fetching polka dot bra underneath. There was an astonished silence followed by slow clapping.

Writing angst filled email to my friend about what to wear to a works do and describing all my insecurities, particularly about my norks and how to keep them in my dress......... And sending it to my male boss by mistake!

TheoriginalLEM, just wondering who the intended fanjo piccy was for??

I have one this morning. Trapped at home by constipation. 2 hours trying to get rid. Painful innit?

my dp! :)

Oh yes Sour! Do ittttt!

TheoriginalLem, thanks for satisfying the nosiness curiosity of this poster..

Sadly, I have done the same...twice. Once, a boob shot sent to a random stranger. Next was a rather graphic text describing the sexual wonders I had planned, sent to my Rabbi.

I was putting the milk bottles out and one of my dogs saw another dog walk past with its owner and shot out between my legs after it. I ran out trying to grab my dog off of this other dog and my dog jumped up me and pulled my trousers down in middle of the street! I just happened to be wearing the biggest pair of granny knickers ever! I was mortified!

Should I? I'm still so bloody embarrassed. I've just seen his car pull up as well..

Was having an awkward one night stand and was spending the night as it was a slightly dodgy area. Was regretting the situation (ONS' not my thing, usually) and after I came back from the loo, felt relieved the guy didn't appear to be in the (v dark) room or in the bed. I made a really weird noise to express my regret/dismay at the situation, then sat down onto the edge of the bed with a flump. Right onto the fella. He'd moved over to the other side and was sound asleep under the puffy duvet. Until I did a loudish gaspy/screamy/argh and descended with a mighty flump.

As long as you didn't do a massive fart Tropical! I'd say it was his fault for moving.

You sew name tags in your knickers, sour?? You could have denied all knowledge if they'd been anonymous

No, I think it was his pathetic attempts at humour Flogg.. I did of course laugh.

I could have left them all there, I thought about it. But I worried when he did see them, he'd know they couldn't really have come from anywhere else and he'd think it was me trying to get his attention. Beside I couldn't bare to see my fave Heidi Klums rotting in his garden.

When I was about 6, the class was getting undressed for PE. In those days we just took our clothes off at our desks and walked down to the hall in knickers and vest. I had been messing about a bit, and suddenly realised everyone was leaving the classroom in an orderly line and I still had my clothes on. I struggled to get my shoes off, then whipped the rest of my clothes off just as the back of the line disappeared into the hall the end of the corridor.

I actually realised straight away that I'd taken all my clothes off by mistake, but was so scared of being told off for taking so long that I thought the best thing to do would be to run up the corridor, explain to the teacher what had happened, then come back for my knickers and vest.

So I purposely streaked through the school, then burst into the crowded hall, and loudly announced that I was sorry, but I was naked.

mine was my oldest son when he was about two years old and in the middle of potty training, we had gone to my brothers house for the afternoon, he and his wife have the perfect home not a thing out of place and immaculate,

all afternoon i had been asking son if he wanted the bathroom and all afternoon he kept replying no dont want go wee wee, and then just as we were getting up to leave he stood up and peed all over their rather expensive carpet,
i just stood there horrified couldnt apologise enough, my sister in law went to get a cloth i offered to clean up but she said through gritted teeth dosent matter i will do it, i have never walked out of a house with such a red face i could have cheerfully murdered him at that moment

Had dieted like mad and felt great in my white jeans in a restaurant on holiday in France.
Walked from outside tables to loo past other diners to find period had come early and had massive and obvious leakage.
Took jeans off and frantically tried to wash out stain as tiny ancient man appeared... there are no words to describe that moment.
Then had to walk back to table with wet pinkish bottom avoiding all eye contact.

11 years old. On period. Sanitary pad on in very loose knickers that I insisted on wearing that day under my frock.

Birthday party of 1 year old cousin (bless him, he is a newbie lawyer now) - at a Fort in city in my country, very posh.

Gusts stood around the edges of banquet room eating, mingling. Birthday cake stood cut up on a table at the centre.

Walk across towards cake.

Knickers, with bloody pad falls on the floor at my feet.

Reflex action - I plop down on floor to hide it. Everyone gathers around poor little girl who's had a fall. I am sat on my knickers which continue to be around my feet

Can't remember what happened next. Except that the 1 year old cousin has grown up to become a freshly mined lawyer, with a lovely girlfriend. And everyone is fine.

Congratulating the hairdresser BEFORE she started cutting my hair, on her pregnancy. Of course she wasn't. I was mortified and my head was on fire with embarrassment! She covered my face with my wet hair as she took pity on me. She really looked pregnant!

Another wee one.

My mum often used to leave me reading in the local library while she did errands. This was in the early 80s so no idea if this was the norm or not. Anyway I was in the library one day, reading and waiting for my mum, I must have been about 9. Suddenly realised I needed a wee but I didn't know where the toilet was and was too shy to ask. I wet myself and left a huge puddle around the plastic chairs. Luckily it was pretty quiet in there and I don't THINK anyone noticed. I was so embarrassed I just fled and waited for my mum outside. I had a wet patch on the back of my coat which I managed to hide from her as I was too embarrassed to say I have no idea if she ever found out or how/when the coat was washed.

The other day I donated a chest of drawers to a charity shop. As the 2 young guys loaded it onto the van I noticed something hanging off the bottom if it. Called out to them to stop, they lifted it up and amongst a couple of empty plastic bags was a pack of sanitary towels! Embarrassing but rather funny too! The guy said you're not the first and you won't be the last!! Makes me wonder what else they see!

Oh there's so many.

One that springs to mind is when I was 16 and on a date with a super hot guy that I'd met in a club the week before (you know, back in the nineties, when underage drinking was fine).

He was 21 and a teacher. Not only that but he had a wicked Fiesta. I was in awe. He picked me up and we went for a couple of drinks in town. I still remember what I was wearing: a cord dugaree style skater dress, tights and spice girl-esque trainers. I'm not sure what happened, normally I'm fully continent but after one drink we were walking along holding hands towards another pub. Suddenly, with no warning, I pissed myself. To this day I'm not sure why that happened.

Anyway, I brazened it out, my legs were chafing a bit under my opaque tights though. in the next pub I went and mopped up the worst of it with bog roll, but my knickers, tights and spice girl trainers were soaked in piss.

He gave me a lift home, all the while me being horribly aware that my damp arse was soaking into the upholstery of his fiesta. He ended up coming in and I nipped straight upstairs and got changed, offering no explanation. We ended up at it on my parents living room floor, then he said his goodbyes.

He never called. I'm convinced it's because I made his car smell of wee.

house viewing and when it was to late i remembered the dirty washing in the bathroom basket mortified

Non to add that I can think of but marking my place! This thread has had me in stitches for the last hour!

This was during my first pregnancy. It was early days but I had Hyperemesis and had nipped out of my classroom to head to the loos. The Head was showing around some prospective parents and stopped me to talk about the residential trip for my year group.

I mumbled that I really had to get to the loo but he insisted. Yes reader I opened my mouth and was spectacularly sick over the floor & the Head's shoes.

I just ran and hid in the loos.