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To think friend should have been grateful for this free mini-break and not bring a man into our bedroom?

142 replies

GuestCat · 25/04/2015 09:49

Friend has been going through a hard time, so I paid £120 for her to join me, DP and 18 other friends on a 3-night mini break.
DP and I were looking forward to some romantic time together. Day before the trip, friend said she isn't comfortable sharing a room with anyone other than me, as she doesn't know anyone else on trip that well. Friend asked to share with me. I said she could share with me and DP. He was a bit miffed but didn't complain, and when we got there he kindly dragged a camp-bed into our room for himself, so friend could share double-bed with me. Room had no lock, so we agreed we'd use a piece of wood to jam the door if friend or DP were getting changed, and that we'd all knock.

Second night, party in full-swing, friend was downstairs chatting with other friends. DP and I decided to have a quickie in room. We jammed door and started having sex standing-up (away from bed and fully dressed). 10mins later friend starts trying to open door, I shouted 'wait we're getting changed' friend ignores this (she was quite drunk) and forced door just as DP is doing up his trousers. Friend doesn't notice anything, she's come to find her lipstick and is happily chatting away!
Next morning I explained to her we'd been having sex in corner when she burst in. She seemed surprised and not pleased. Later that eve, she said she and a male friend wanted to have a 'private chat' in bedroom, we literally thought they meant a chat, thought maybe something romantic was developing so said fine, agreed not to disturb them. 3 hours later I knocked on door, was denied access. Another hour later friend and male friend came out, when I asked her why they were so long, friend smugly informed me they'd been giving each other oral sex and cuddling naked in bed! It was a one-off, she has no plans to see him again.

I didn't say anything to her but feel really really let down by this. We kindly let her share our room, paid for her accommodation etc, yet she brought a man (someone we didn't even know) into our bedroom, got naked with him in our shared bed, and shut us out of room for 4 hours while they went down on each other! AIBU to feel shocked, disgusted and let-down?

OP posts:
clam · 25/04/2015 12:40

Bloody hell, if dh had to lift me up, sex wouldn't happen very often. And he'd have to be stretchered out.

maroonedwithfour · 25/04/2015 12:43

Whats good for the goose.....

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 25/04/2015 12:48

Thinking about it now. I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this thread.
What women would have any desire to share a room with a couple. It just wouldn't happen.
What hotel rooms do not have locks. I'd ask for my money back.
WTF can give oral for four hours.
I think tbh this thread is s just an I'm proving a point that I have sex. Whoop dee doo. Don't we all.

Happy36 · 25/04/2015 12:52

How did the room not have a lock?

OurGlass · 25/04/2015 12:52

I will never get back this ten mins of my life reading this

UnsolvedMystery · 25/04/2015 13:04

Hilarious and beyond ridiculous!

CalleighDoodle · 25/04/2015 13:06

your legs have to be just the right length for comfortable standup nookie.

Im another who thinks this would have been perfectly plausible if everyone was 18-21! Thinking back to my uni days and the things we got up to...

MooMaid · 25/04/2015 13:08

WTF Hmm

AnyFucker · 25/04/2015 13:11

OP, I feel the need to remind you that even if you have sex standing up you can still get pregnant

DisappointedOne · 25/04/2015 13:13

Haven't bothered reading pages 2-4, but get the feeling this is a multi-bedroom cottage type arrangement rather than a hotel.

CocktailQueen · 25/04/2015 13:14

Why were you and dh hoping for some romantic time together if you were going away with 18 people? Is this a wind-up?

Grim, and wayyyyy tmi.

Sparklingbrook · 25/04/2015 13:23

AF, OP is already pregnant. Grin

AGirlCalledBoB · 25/04/2015 13:27

4 hours giving oral? I hope she wore knee pads

SilverBirch2015 · 25/04/2015 13:30

Were they DTD standing up to avoid tarnishing the bed? Why would you do it standing up unless in a back alley? Could they not have put the covers from camp bed over double bed if they wanted to be classy?

Were they actually chatting then oral sex and that is why it was 4hrs? Or was the word "chat" always a euphemism? 4 hrs? I cannot make a boiled sweet last longer than 30mins Grin

So many questions.

Feckeggblue · 25/04/2015 13:34

Brilliant responses to the thread, lol

ThenThereWereEight · 25/04/2015 13:36

Love this thread.

Why did you need to tell her you'd been having sex? This sounds like competitive sexing (as my younger two DC call it)(the verb 'to sex' I mean, not the competitive bit - that would be even weirder than this thread).

ThenThereWereEight · 25/04/2015 13:38

Wouldn't your Willie go all wrinkly after four hours of oral? Confused

PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange · 25/04/2015 13:45

4 hours of oral, I would have got a lock jaw.

SingingHinnies · 25/04/2015 13:53

What happened to her room you booked, you could have had a shag pad like off Geordie Shore

WowserBowser · 25/04/2015 13:55

That's a very good point Hinnies

OhMrGove · 25/04/2015 13:55

I don't actually find this weird. It's exactly something my best friend would do, only she probably wouldn't afford me the courtesy of waiting till DP and I were out. And I wouldn't really care.

We don't have boundaries, I find it a little strange that people do to such an extent.

Katinkka · 25/04/2015 14:04

I was with at guy once who only liked to give oral. Literally went on for hours. He obviously thought it was win win for all but I've never been so bored in my life. Was he a cameraman with your friend OP?

thenightsky · 25/04/2015 14:20

So your female friend is too shy to share a sleeping space with a stranger, but not shy enough to shag a stranger?

That feels like the wrong way round to me. Confused

Penguinsaresmall · 25/04/2015 14:23

You lost me in the first paragraph. Just too wierd for a friend to share a bedroom with a couple... Either go the full hog and get the whips out on each other in a sandwich-athon or don't share at all Confused

ocrasaranmuc · 25/04/2015 14:49

I think you need to sit down like adults and sort this out........on the Jeremy Kyle show.

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