AIBU bingo

[Pipbin]

"Don't want to drip feed......."
"Call 101"

What else?

Oh yes - the magic chicken!

Mentioning naice ham or Pom bears. I mean why? It doesn't prove that you have been on MN for a long time because everyone mentions it. Try and be a little more original (and don't mention penguin bollards cos that has been done to death also)