AIBU bingo

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"Don't want to drip feed......."
"Call 101"

What else?

Literally shaking/crying.

Clutches pearls..

"It's probably just because I'm hormonal but...."

No, actually it's because you're a fucking dick.

First world problem....

"Apologies for the Daily Mail link"

Why?? The majority of their readers are Mumsnetters it would seem.

They just have trouble admitting it

I read the mail just for the hilarious comments

I'm keeping a spreadsheet on alla youse so I can bring up previous comments and show what a hypocrite you are.

My son/ daughter does this very common hobby which he/ she is very good at and does at competitive level. The hobby is the whole point of my AIBU, but I can't say what it is because it will out me despite being a very common hobby.

'AIBU' in the thread title then something completely innocuous and dull in the thread. Eg AIBU....to ask you to recommend a brand of cat food.

Or even funnier (!) an AIBU that sounds really shocking and contentious and reels in a dozen outraged MNetters, all demanding that they 'report to social services'. And it turns out to be a storyline from a children's TV programme. Soooo original

'Namechanged as this could out me' followed by the most unouting possible thing ever.

Great. Another sneering thread. Just what MN needs. There are none of them already!

Anything to do with Birthdays.

Once you reach the age of 20 you have no right to expect anyone to buy you a present/card/talk to you.

Hoiks bosom.

Pulls up judgeypants.

Would people please stop the sneery comments about mentioning hidden disabilities. Lots of MNers are living with hidden disabilities. Or their children are. There was even a campaign about it "This is my child".

Sneering about it makes you look like a total dick. There are loads of other subjects to pick on if you want to sneer about things others say to make yourself look witty.

Where is the OP? Not that I think she's not genuine

I have started a thread if anyone is interested.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2344568-If-you-could-do-one-thing-to-improve-Mumsnet-what-would-it-be?

Positive thoughts.

You sound jealous.

Sneering.

Yes sneering

Long (totally u post) everyone says Yabu. Op comes back to say "well I ithink I am nbu, so how dare you be so vile to me."
Sigh. Then why fecking bother.

Vile - there's another one.
Horrible too.

If the cap fits

I'm always surprised by the used of the word 'staggered' in AIBU titles, usually about something really not that staggering

Also 'place marking' and

Wow. Just. Wow.

Really OP? Really?!

I don't think YABU OP but someone will come along to,say that it probably wasn't a good idea to rip your MILs eyeballs out and piss on her brain. Just warning you that someone will probably come along and say that.