AIBU bingo

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"Don't want to drip feed......."
"Call 101"

What else?

It's scone to rhyme with "gone".
No! Scone rhymes with "cone"!
No!

Repeat ad infinitum.

Likewise, "I text her yesterday."
I think you mean "texted".
No! It's "text"!
etc etc

There's a pattern often....it goes like this

OP: AIBU?

ALL: YES!

OP: Really?

ALL: YES!

Someone Else: No...you're not!

OP: SEE! Told you!

ALL: YABU!

More People: No...she's not!

Yet more people: No! She really ISN'T BU!!

OP: Preeens.

Why can i only see oage 4?

You sound nice OP

People writing "Report, report, report" like a load of histrionic Dale's.

Any allusion to bridges, or dwellers thereunder, on "dubious" threads.

I'm in my thirties and I work in an office in London (hope I haven't outed myself there)

• have you tried a mooncup?

• have just spat my coffee over the keyboard (in respond to a mildly amusing post)

• marking my place

• LTB - this is abusive behaviour (DP sighs heavily in response to the OP during a conversation)

Daleks even, damn predictive text (there's another one).

Op aibu?

Mn yes yes and thrice yes!

Op I've shown my husband (the unrecognised philosopher Prince of Surbiton) and he says insurance.

Insurance equals ianbu

I must admit to saying most of this at some point.

Oh yes to the I've shown my husband (the unrecognised philosopher Prince of Surbiton) and he says insurance YANBU

OP 1 - "my 8 year old son wants to wear a pink sparkly dress to school, is that ok?"
MN - "yes!"

OP 1 - "my 8 year old daughter wants to wear a pink sparkly dress to school, is that ok?"
MN - "NO! Bad parent I feel sorry for your kids. "

I must admit I was baffled by that for a moment, Compos!

I thought there must be subtle layers of meaning there that I should be able to fathom if I just thought hard enough ...

'Namechanged as this could out me' followed by the most unouting possible thing ever.

. That always amuses me.

No Saul just my clumsy fingers and slapdash typing.

This won't end well

I find that incredibly sanctimonious.

Compos has been outed as Alexander the meerkat!

Ha! I do have the same glasses as Alexander 's pal (Sergei?)