AIBU bingo

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"Don't want to drip feed......."
"Call 101"

What else?

"It's probably just because I'm hormonal but...." No, actually it's because you're a fucking dick

hahaha love this one

"entitled" and "you sound like hard work"

Similar to Jayne35 but I also laugh at how some people are outraged/furious/livid at things that are anything but.

Fuming, similar to comment re staggered below, almost always used to indicate displeasure at some minor inconvenience.

"MN used to be so much better"
"You should have thought of that beforehand"
"I have never experienced this so do not believe it ever happens"
"What do you mean stop being a shithead, it's aibu, I can be as vile as I please"
"Clearly you're jealous of rich people"

Cigarettes aren't offered to dogs in this house.

Would a spa day help?

Haven't RTFT but I'm going to just storm right in with my opinion anyway.

Projecting much?

I am literally fumming at this entire thread...

You all seem overinvested

Book yourself into a hotel for the night.

I have no advice to give but didn't want to read and run.

YABU unmumsnetty hugs ;)

Get a cleaner.

You mean you don't get up three times a night to change your sheets? How gross!

Pulls up chair and grabs popcorn.

Blatant place marking.

Op, I'm in another time zone, here's some gentle hand holding till someone wiser comes along.

LTB.

Run for the hills.

Go on a spa day.

Welcome to Mumsnet!

Worra

"You don't have your own children, do you?" (Well, yes I do!)

Or OP comes back on and says OK, perhaps I was BU, I'll think about the error of my ways and continues to get pulled apart for another 10 pages.

Stealth boast.

Babies/children banned from weddings.

LTB

call the police, get it logged.

Entitled much?