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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

teen fucking dramas!!

829 replies

Mintyy · 25/03/2015 20:41

I mean really and truly, aibu?

If you've never trod on eggshells before, you certainly will when you become owner of a teen.

That is all.

OP posts:
Gibble1 · 08/04/2015 20:05

Not behave I have

butterflyballs · 08/04/2015 23:04

So teen started her new job tonight. She had a Xmas job at next but it was only temporary so has been looking ever since.

She started at 4.30 and it seemed to take her all day to get ready. Dp picked her up at 10 tonight and apparently she really enjoyed it.

Tomorrow I've suggested me, dp and dd 2 sit in the car on the drive and teen can bring out our dinner. I've also been asking her to put the mckettle on and to feed her mccat. This joke could run and run :o. She's taking it all in the way it's meant which is humour (just in case you're lurking autumbra) and she even cleaned toilets tonight so she won't be getting out of that one at home now

Gymbob · 08/04/2015 23:14

pmsl laughing butterfly . can't imagine where her job is! couldnt wind up my teen like that, she's had a reversal op on the sense of humour. and where is autumbra? she was very entertaining. I see she's still awaiting a reply to her inflammatory post on the teenager board Grin

butterflyballs · 08/04/2015 23:31

I probably wouldn't have said anything but I told her to write all her shifts on the calender so I knew when she was working but also so she could check her pay was right. I was walking out the room when she said "I'll be able to log onto mctime soon". Mctime? Dp and I were trying not to laugh, it's some subsystem for payroll and shifts but that was it, I was off with the mcjokes.

I must go check out the teen board....

Cocolepew · 09/04/2015 09:26

Good for her getting a job.
DdD1 talks about it a lot but still hasn't made any moves to get one .

butterflyballs · 09/04/2015 09:49

Cut off all funding. That will motivate her. Unfortunately we are struggling financially so as much as I try to give teen money when I can, it's not enough really. And I don't mean she's grabby or entitled, it's just not enough. Her bus fares are £60 a month, we pay her contract phone and I pay two activities a week plus I've just forked out for two trips (weekend ones in the UK) but I can't afford masses of new clothes or money for going out with friends. I'm really proud of her. But I'm still going to put mc in front of things :o

mollister · 09/04/2015 10:39

Thank you gibble1 and catzpyjamas
Feeling the love :-)

catzpyjamas · 09/04/2015 10:42

Grin any time

StayingSamVimesGirl · 09/04/2015 11:26

Clearly butterflyballs' teen is working at Burger King - obvs!! Wink

Ds3 has a job as a kitchen porter in a local restaurant. As part of this job, he has to clean his area of the kitchen. Do you think this skill has spilled over into his home life? Of fecking course it hasn't - not that any of you thought it had. I asked him if he would do an hour's cleaning of my kitchen for his normal hourly rate. He refused.

Mrsjayy · 09/04/2015 12:37

Mckettle Grin dd was turned down for Kfc yesterday she is a bit down about it she was muttering about not even Kfc want her she has been applying for every job she sees

butterflyballs · 09/04/2015 17:29

Hold the front page....we've had a "family day out" to my parents. Teen played swingball and football with her sister all afternoon, they didn't try and kill each other and although my dad joined in with the mcjokes she took it in her stride.

To top it all off, we drove home with Adam and the ants blaring and dd 2 has nicked the CD and is blasting it out upstairs :o

I love days like this.

Just a thought but are we moving to a new thread when this one is full. I absolutely love it on here.

Cocolepew · 09/04/2015 18:25

See teens can be human after all! Grin
Dd1 has been out with my brother and dad all day, shes now at my mums having a chippy. Dd2 still hasnt appeared after her sleepover, Im going for her at 7.30.
Its been lovely and quiet.

A new thread is a great idea.

EchoOfADistantTide · 09/04/2015 20:29

DD (16) is staying at her Grandad's. We went to pick her up today to take her to town and I sent DS to knock on the door. When she opened the door DS asked if she was ready. She simply said "No" and slammed the door in his face Angry

Once DS got back in the car I drove off without DD. A little while later I got a text saying "So me saying, hang on, I'll be right back means I don't want to come?" Lying as well as rude. I'm praying for the light at the end of the tunnel.

DollyTwat · 09/04/2015 23:03

I like this thread - please let it continue Grin

My teen is I trouble as he found ds2's birthday money and stole it. Then used it to buy things in Amazon. He shoved the packaging under the sofa so only when presented with the evidence did he confess

So, I've 'sold' his 2 guitars, Xbox and screen. If he does jobs etc (which I will obv have to pay him for) he can begin to buy them back

Would he do any jobs? No.
Will he get his stuff back? No

butterflyballs · 09/04/2015 23:13

Are you going to sell it to give ds 2 his money back? I'd be taking all the stuff he bought off Amazon too.

Bogeyface · 10/04/2015 00:06

Another vote for a new thread when this one has been "teened" out!

Dolly, butter is right, you need to play hard ball. Sell whatever you have confiscated that will get enough to pay DS2 back, starting with the Amazon stuff. They dont believe you unless you see it through.

Gibble1 · 10/04/2015 01:24

Jees, your kids are gits!
My perfect (not quite) teen today: was supposed to do a family treasure hunt in March. Sudden realisation for me AFTER we had arranged cubs spring camp. Bit gutted I was going to miss it. DH then refused to take him as he had too much to do.
Got the stuff from scouts and went to do it today as only day with 5 hours free. DS cried for 2 hours until I jacked in the fecking trip and ranted at him that I was never taking him anywhere ever again day out and drove home home. Bloody kids!
We were actually getting on track and doing ok too after the initial bastard village!

Gibble1 · 10/04/2015 01:25

Oh, I only meant to say, please keep this thread, I have 8 years until I have no teens!

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 10/04/2015 01:36

I think people give teens a bad name to be honest. They're slagged off and then you wonder why they have no respect. Well to get respect you have to earn it. If you're fair with them. I promise they will be fair with you!
Oh and I speak through experience as a mum of a teen.
That wasn't aimed at you op. Just a general comment.

butterflyballs · 10/04/2015 01:44

We've slightly moved on. This is now just a "living with teens" thread and we talk about the good as well as the "oh ffs" stuff.

I've got a 9 year old so it's going to be longer than 8 years before I'm out of this phase. At least it's slightly staggered although dd 2 is going to be a nightmare. She's already shouty and unreasonable sometimes.

DollyTwat · 10/04/2015 04:43

I will have to sell some of it, I've given ds2 the money that was taken as its not fair on him

He bought a vaping thing on Amazon with 10 juices, not sure where I can sell that

I don't get it, I'd just set him up with a bank account and monthly allowance. He had money.

StayingSamVimesGirl · 10/04/2015 11:01

Iliveinalighthouse - I have posted this several times on this thread, but will do so again, as you may have missed it (easily done on a long thread, not a dig at you).

Teens are not just going through hormonal changes, their brains are restructuring - actual, physical changes - according to Charlie Taylor, author of 'Divas and Doorslammers'. If I recall his book correctly (I gave it to a friend, and can't check), he likens it to temporary brain damage - mild and transient, of course - but that does help explain why some teens lose all empathy, or the ability to control their tempers - and why it is, to some extent, out of their control.

To me, this explains why it is not always as simple as 'treat them with respect and you will earn their respect' - they are often acting in ways that are not in their control, and cannot empathise with their parents or others, about the effects their behaviour is having.

And I don't think people are slagging their teens off - we are laughing together here, instead of trying to cope on our own, fearing that everyone else is coping far better, and we are the parental failures. I think threads like this are a very valuable safety valve. I am sure you were not trying to stifle the discussion on here, but comments like yours could drive people away from somewhere where they are getting a bit of support, so they don't feel like the only parents of teens who have failed as parents.

Cocolepew · 10/04/2015 12:14

We're venting on a forum that Im sure none of our teens use, not saying it to their faces.
My DD1 is polite, studious, friendly, but also ridiculously untidy,. She would live in a hovel if I didnt conjole her into tidying.

She was loved by all her teachers and worked very hard on her gcses. But shes also wrecked with anxiety. She had a full mental breakdown at 11. This resulted in me having to go on anti depressants to be able to cope with helping her.

Not everything is black and white, we are posting things that are annoying/baffling us at the moment. Not every minute of our teens lives.

LineRunner · 10/04/2015 12:32

My OH and I have five teenagers between us, and we need to have this thread to read. We really, really do.

Sometimes I think we should unleash them as some kind of secret weapon against the enemies of the state.

BrowersBlues · 10/04/2015 12:36

I would love to see this thread continue. Reading it from start to finish the other day really cheered me up and made me laugh, something I haven't been doing a lot of recently.

I am not laughing today though. My DD came in from work at half 11 last night (delighted she is working) and proceeded to put on 3 washes, turned on all the lights in the house and turned on the heating. This crap went on until past 3.00am. I had to go down more than once to tell her to turn the music down on top of everything.

I am at home alone for the day, thank God!