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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

Dixie Yes to babies crawling over food and an OP who had clearly posted thinking we were going to applaud her on her genius idea and defended it to her last self-congratulatory post (with much hilarity in the interim from the majority who thought she was insane).

What about the Solid Block of Jizz?

(Have I got that right? Someone was given a plastic container full of some kind of goo, which was left on her doorstep. It was assumed to be a Herman the German cake, but she was concerned if she cooked it, it would actually just be a Solid Block of Jizz.)

"Laydee clothes left in the attic by the fil and maps to swinging clubs (I think)"

IIRC, the map was to the OP's address. The OP of that thread posted on another 'what happened to' thread a few months ago saying it definitely wasn't her FIL, but she never got to the bottom of it; her heart said it wasn't her DH but logic said that it was - and it has seriously affected their marriage

One of the first I read was awesome. A French? poster was complaining that she wasn't thrust to the head of a taxi queue on account of having a child. Or it was a taxi queue in Paris? Brilliant she was BU but having none of it.

Bring, oh yes - the fashionistas in the taxi queue in London

Fashionistas in taxi queue www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1560709-To-be-annoyed-that-taxi-ranks-dont-let-families-in-first

That's right Fru and iirc French pregnant women are given a special 'put me at the head of the queue' card.

Yay!

Judge Flounce
The Tablecloth one
Lavenderrrrrrrrrrr

What was the one about someone's fridge & if the fridge was Jewish or not??

I've just looked at Classics & here it is!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1355112-Has-my-fridge-found-religion

Very, very funny.

Lostriver, horses in a field was me. We got rid of them! The threads are in classics now if you want to find them.

Since then the horses have been separated due to the people involved all falling out with each other, other people have been equally as annoyed as we were by pisstaking woman, the horses are safe and happy, and we've had an uneventful summer involving lots of picnics in said field :)

And in case there's any doubt, I'm Angela Hernandez.

:o

That thread still cracks me up.

umm excuse me, FuckYouChris, but I think you'll find that I'm Angela Hernandez"

That thread was ace, I used to giggle to myself for ages every time I had introduce myself at a meeting. It was similar to thinking you're going to inadvertently walk over the edge of a cliff, I was convinced one day I would say it myself!

Especially as both my names have the same amount of syllables

Are all of these threads that you speak of in Classics?

No sadly, some are lost in the mists of time because they were in chat, or deleted for being trolls. Many of them are still findable though.

Thanks Thumbnut. I'll get browsing so

yy to penis beaker, its on mumsnet classics under "do you dunk your penis". its an absolute classic.
Also, there is a new thread on AIBU at the moment. it's under
To tell DH to get stuffed, I'm not going to where he was born for christmas
it really made me smile, very well thought out!

NN to Penis Beaker not YY .

This is going back to iCOD times - but "All Brenda's work in admin"

Was it Brenda though? Maybe Sheila. Or Janet.

Whatevs, it was genius

Something is stirring in the depths of my brain...an AIBU thread from Hully about a wedding and some odd cat-loving relative?

It was a total Hully wind-up but hilarious.

It was Linda ladyBlaBla. It's in classics.