Mumsnet 'Legends'

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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

BigWhiteArse photo on the bedroom wall

Poster who wanted to do a striptease at her own wedding and thought it would be fine

paul the pigeon

Loved gluezilla and the farrow and ball party. I don't recognise many of these despite being on here for years! lurking I might get and early night so I can start googling first thing.

Wedding stripping! What?? minty Link please!

Oh I went to a wedding where they did a striptease type thing. Was deeply tacky. Only gloves and accessories but it made my toes curl.

baffled I'm no prude but jeeze! Unbelievable! Hope you took lots of pictures for years of amusement

Ooh I'm always proud when my old buddy Gluezilla gets a mention on these threads!

My personal favourites are the Mexican house thieves and the small fluffy bundle one. I laughed til I cried with that thread!

Marmalade's lemon drizzle cunt. Particularly after she wrote that email about the headmistress lezzing it up.

Kato's bollockle.

The toddler playing crazy golf, jumped the queue, but his auntie "had his back".
The 50p fgly M&S recliner.

*fugly recliner

The one about a link-detached neighbour who wanted to 'compulsory purchase' the link alleyway, depriving OP of access to back garden, and wouldn't take no for an answer - don't know how it ended though!

TidyDancer I'm a long time lurker here and every time I see a post of yours it reminds me of gluezilla

I wonder about the woman who was starving because her high earning fiance wouldn't buy her any food and she had no access to money. She made a later post to say that she got married to him

Not that one is a 'legend', just one that sticks in my mind

The poster who imac'ed the baby.
Thriller wedding dance.

Honeydragon. That is all.

(Immac'd baby, blue/purple dyed baby, twatted spider, rimmed labrador - the list goes on.)

Oh, and SGM "I AM CANADIAN!"

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I know it was a troll, but.... Hamwich!

I AM CANADIAN

The best thread of all time.

With Shiney's Penguin Thread a close second.

The haunted/spooky encounters threads are always absorbing.

Still wonder what happened with bathroom light clicky OP who thought her neighbour was possibly spying on her!

The Angela Hernandez thread is laugh out loud funny and the OP who wrote the fictitious story about coming home to find her husband getting it on with kitchen implements had me for a good while and is also hilarious and unforgettable!

Fave is cutted up pear thread though - "oo a broken banana score!"

Whoa so little pombear!??!

lavenderrrrr

I always wonder about the poster who's DH used to spend a lot of time in the garage and kept it locked and wouldn't let her know what was in there. I would have got the locksmith in but she didn't seem that curious.

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