Mumsnet 'Legends'

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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

Has anyone mentioned "Spoonyfucker" yet? Spawned a whole new term of reference in this house.

How is he anyway Honey?

SanityClaus "TiggyD as TulisaLover, with the thread telling us how feminists were doing it all wrong,"

What the fuckity fucking fucknuggets is that about? I have never pretended to be another person and talked bollocks. All my bollocks are 100% Tiggy, and I've never sprouted that kind of bollocks at anytime.

Portapotty in John Lewis woman was fab but Balonz was my favourite.Actually made snorting piggy noises while reading it.

I loved the one where a rather snooty newly wed who had demanded cash gifts gave away a 'nasty dusty old book' that her DH's aunt had given them. It turned out to be a first edition of Peter Pan or something.

Slithery! That one is one of my favourites.

The thread where a man with a clip board handed a cooler bag to a serious looking couple in a taxi outside the British library.

Pombear dinner party.

The polys and the bolt gun
Trip advisor
Hedgehog cam and the hand sandy
Peter Andre (yes, I know it was mean. A BIT. But after the new hilarious Iceland ads I'd like to think he Gets It)

...and don't you me, anyone

Oooh and recently that internet dating thread
LOVED it

Pirate sex.

Fru I came on to link that exact thread. The funniest thing I've ever seen on here.

OMG Elaborate Toasts Man. I just boggled at that one. It isn't often you see "toasts" used in the plural.

Am i the only person who remembers the woman who was so pissed off that her husband went back on their "I cook, you wash up" deal that she stored all the dirty pots in his car?

The trip advisor thread with 'bastard Spanish eating bastard spanish food..' and the idle prostitutes.
Hullys naked wall art thread.
The 'your minge' swimming costume debacle
The bat always made me laugh
All the IPOAT threads - I was never fast enough to keep up.

PENIS BEAKER IS UTTER BOLLOCKS AND FUNNY AS A PILE OF SHITE!

Bialystok that was my Ds. I'm so proud.

(Squees at being remembered - unless there's another clay cock making child).

EMIN was my hero and still often in my thoughts!

I've just read the "elderly Korean woman in my garden" thread in classics. It has made me laugh out loud.

Sorry, I want to apologise to TiggyD. I thought it was him being TulisaLover, but now I've searched for the thread, I find it wasn't.

So, I'm sorry about that.

It was a funny thread, though, nonetheless.

How did I forget Sexual Technics? Laughed til I wept

Beesimo and her Dlass1, Then Dlass2 and the GranGran getting in on the act. I loved how her 'accent' changed.
That last thread had it all, daughters locked behind electronic gates, Beesimo crying on a plane to Ireland and lots and lots of songs made up by MNetters.

Oh God Beesimo!! She was brilliant.

Back in the days when you could be a troll, as long as you were hilarious and entertaining, and it didn't matter at all :)

I slightly and mistily remember a Christmas one about a vegetarian MNetter who started on the old Port a bit early on Christmas morning and I think was found sobbing on the kitchen floor clutching a raw turkey at about 11am?

Was it Hully?

I haven't pooed myself in public?! please don't let it happen now

Guilty of all other charges though.

HullyGully and Greeny are Mnet legends in themselves, never not enjoyed their threads.

Also, Reality having The Worlds Longest Pregnancy™ was highly entertaining.

The Wank Mitten a MNer had knitted for her son. Can't remember if it was on the thread about the MNer who thought her young teenaged son was having a fit in bed, but closer investigation found him to be wanking, or if it's from another thread.

Either way those are both lodged firmly in my brain.

Spoonyfucker is still Spoonyfucking.

Except when I have pmt. Then he stealth spoonyfucks, on account I try and hit him with his own spoon.

Sorry Honeydragon! Who was it who had to make a very swift dash for the loo in Cafe Nero, fell banged their head causing them to pass out and poo anyway, then?

Which reminds me of the MNer who flashed her undies to a coffee shop full of people?

Oh god yes, bless her. I remember feeling hugely sorry for the op whilst also giggling at how she described the whole event.

I'll never forget poor old SillyMillyB frantically posting for advice to defake tan her baby boy before his dad collecting him.

She was already under quite enough pressure, but then was even more bewildered when people kept assuming she was me.