Mumsnet 'Legends'

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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

Mexican House Guests
BoF's Poo Pouffe
Penguin Bollards
Sinister Easter Bonnet (complete with pic)
Locked Garage Room
Anything with MM
Twigs & Pebbly Shit

My absolute favourite was the Saturday School Tutor thread, with the incredibly unreasonable OP.

The trying to link one in S&B had me in pain. You could feel waved of frustration emanating from the poster

I may have been a little "Mardy" in my last post

Does anyone else remember the BLW hungry caterpillar first birthday party thread? That killed me.

Aaaaaaah Chaos's toaster!

I happen to know that the toaster that starred as Chaos's Toaster sadly passed away earlier this year :(

Does anyone have a link to the thread?

The hungry caterpillar birthday party thread was very funny.

The poor OP was adamant it was a good idea though.

The one where some mad woman lady got out some naice soothing pan pipes after swimming.

For a minute I thought it was lost but it turn out Chaos was on a Halloween name change:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1316133-Oh-My-toaster-has-gone-missing

The Jizz stinking car

The sex toy present mix up.

I was hooked in on my first session by "Gender Reveal Parties". I was 39 wks pg, and amazed I didn't snigger the baby out.

Oh god everyone has to read the Huarr! thread. I have just been weeping and wheezing with laughter like a mad old bat. Blue Juice thank you!

I've just read the booble plate thread and am mildly gutted that the OP no longer has a profile so there is no photo of the thing.

How come I've spent far too much time on MN over the years but have missed a lot of these threads?

Bumsex at centerparcs

For the real oldies, lavender and her many permutations

Oh and the MNer who hired a new office that was haunted. Apparently. Was quite recent. Can't remember what the outcome was.

Did Supersoaker lady get a mention yet?

Im rather honoured jizz stinking cars been mentioned, that was me, I left mn shortly after to concentrate on babystate.

Honestly that the entire thread was true, and the most amusing time of my life. I miss that car of festering people.

Also chaos' toaster thread was just brilliant.

And pom bears was insane.

The christening gift list and penguin bollards had me gripped.

Humph. All the old profiles seem to have gone :(

that the blackmail photos taken my IHaveYourToaster have disappeared - they were the work of a committed toaster poster.

And now I've read the Huaar thread, which was actually somewhat useful - we've had a rather literal run-in with a bullock once, and do have a lobbable dog. (though come to think, there were no fences and the bullock just waded across the stream after us)

One of the first I ever read that had me in stitches was the menstruation candles!!

Also, I wondered recently what happened to the lady who's uncle wanted to perform an hour long solo waltz at her wedding?