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There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

oh! have you vanished it?

did someone take it outside to shake the crumbs out and then leave it out there?

There's no-one at home.

Are you also missing an electric blanket, a radio, a vacuum cleaner and a lamp???

link would have aided that joke... i am a tit

Did maybe one of the Chaotics remove it earlier? Is there a trail of crumbs to follow? Like Hansel and Gretel?

Shall I get out my deerstalker? Sherlock TEE to the rescue...

Is there a smell of burnt toaster lingering around the kitchen?

If so, whoever was up first this morning had a little mishap that they didn't confess to.

All the Chaotics are at school Tee.

I used it last night.

I just got home from gallivanting after the school run, and it is gorn.

<<sobs>>

So it was there before you left this morning?

Remove the Cloak of Invisibility that has been chucked over it?

It was.

[certain]

How do I do that Chippy and can I use it on DC?

where does the toaster normally reside?

Pent, I am on my phone, I can't see your link.

I am too perplexed to fire up my laptop.

This is beyond strange.

I know I had toast last night.

In the sandwoch making vicinity of the kitchen.

So I am pretty sure it was there this morning.

Huh. Um....well...you could...um...

Nope. I got nothing. Toaster thief?

Did you get drunk last night Chaos?

Are you sure you're actually in your own house? Could you have accidentally let yourself into your neighbour's?

NoPe.

I had one glass of Cava to toast a friend's new house.

I'm gutted, it was almost my favourite appliance.

Katie.



Nope, that was definitelt my pussy purring as I entered.

check the bathroom...

and behind you!

Dishwasher? Kids can be so helpful.

I'm looking everywhere.

But who would've/could've moved it?

and if you have a teen,check by it's bed <lazy oiks>

Arf @ purring pussy

Did you take the toaster to a friends house as a gift? I second checking the dishwasher and the garden