To think that everyone is so bloody miserable on here?

[usualsuspect333]

It's all whinging and moaning.

Are nachos like tortillas?

Because I got a bag of cheesy doritos earlier.

And they're open.

Oh bloody hell, that's dd up complaining of an "itchy eye". Doesn't know she's born that one. Best be off.

Night all.

I had trouble posting mine as well Mary.

I want nachos but all I have is peanuts.

Wine is finished.

Maryz you did it wrong.

Namechange first, you numpty.

Night MrsBungle.

Y'jammy caaah

These were the most dramatic nachos I could find, Cat.

Somebody gave us a bottle of Jack Daniels at Christmas Cat, you're welcome to it.

Even got a not-even-opened bottle of coke to go with it.

Agent! Send those bottles round here, post-haste, in a taxi. You're paying.

So kind.

Off to bed too now. Decorating to do tomorrow. I know how to have a good weekend.

You're on Garlic!

Hang on...

I need to go back to bed with all those disembodied insect legs too. Night! It was a blast, usual.

DH said you can have the Pimms

Another one bought for us that's been in there a while.

They're a vital part of our post-apocalyptic rations.

We're planning on being fine.

Bugger, Agent

Oh, no, it's okay. I can drink it in bed.

Cheers!

Very wise, I believe alcohol may protect you from the worst of the fallout

And zombie attack Garlic.

Also boosts your immune system.

And if you pour it on them, it can stop the machines from taking over.

Was it a blast?

I'm not so sure bout that.

Oh well.

It's Autumn which lends itself to introspection and moaning.

I always loved this time of year

singy singy bit

Now you're not here oooh oooh

Nah, Autumn may be pretty but it's a sham! Everything's getting colder, wetter, darker, and slowly rotting down to the bare bones of winter.

I didn't say it was a blast in a good way

Though Agent's JD & coke brightened things up somewhat.

I missed a bit but... Call that a grasshopper?

I just murdered two Daddy Long Legs having sex. The thought that they died happy doesn't suit my mardy mood, so I murdered another one that was just floating around with its legs dangling, getting my hair.

Daddy Long Legs porn:

Fuckery - Is that a grasshopper on a very small stick, or a monster locust on quite a large stick?

Is that a picture of a pair of daddy long legs shagging?