To think that everyone is so bloody miserable on here?

[usualsuspect333]

It's all whinging and moaning.

Oh my lord.

Maybe you could namechange again,Sailor.

Just to have a dig. That would be fun.

Let me run my fingers through your tangled chest hair Burt...

This has just reminded me about terrywoganscock, where's she gone?

Now I'm laughing. That's more like it.

Is it time for handbags at dawn? I'll bring my rucksack.

Help ma bob.

Fuck rucksack Cat?

Isn't that a bit over dramatic?

I hope that's a £5oo handbag.

I name change constantly.

I have been using this name for quite a while.

The fact that you think you're important enough for me to change my name just to "have a dig" at you is laughable.

Inflated ego much?

Maybe I should do that namechanging thing?

I'll aim a fresh especially for you Ziggy x

blimey chippy much Sailor - she doesn't have a bag she had a fucking suitcase ...hard bodied ...with matching hand luggage

Maybe add another 3?

Or is 1333 the exact number of flounces and returns you've had?

Of course you do,Sailor.

*333

I don't think it's a 'fuck ruck sack', Agent.

It's more of a kitchen sink rucksack. There's all kinds in there... manicure set, two screw driver sets, pain killers, yoga gloves...

Where are you applying said wax?

Usual is nothing until she's had at least 2,666 flounces.

Anything less is just amateurish.

make sure you get both hands Agent

'Where are you applying said wax?'

Depends.

...before Agent rips it out ...

gordy.

Got to get the truck to stop first.

It hurts being run over by a truck, yes?