To think that everyone is so bloody miserable on here?

[usualsuspect333]

It's all whinging and moaning.

This wax job is particularly fetching.

Come on. Sailor.

Have the bottle to tell me who you are.

Well if you want to make me a chest hair bra go ahead.

I draw the line at a Brazilian though.

Mmm beach ready

I name change ever 2-3 weeks Usual. I've been a member for 2 years.

So even if I told you my usernames (most I've forgot anyway) you wouldn't know who I was.

Does it even matter?

well since you came barrelling in with a nice little PA personal attack Sailor I don't think it's unreasonable to ask

I can't ever be arsed to name change

I wouldn't worry about the Brazilian.No balls to wax .

I can tell this is a long term interest for you as well MrsB

I never name change.

I want all the credit for my brilliance.

Lovely. I've been looking for somewhere to settle.

What's all this noise? We'll have no trouble here.

What I said was the truth though.

I don't think usual could give a fuck less and doesn't need you to defend her.

There I was thinking it was being all jokey and then bam all serious again.

'I wouldn't worry about the Brazilian.No balls to wax .'

BOOM

She slayed you in a sentence Sailor.

You're leading 5-3 Usual.

Aaah zigzag I'm having such fun! I'd absolutely love to wax someone it's the years of living with bungle that have driven me to it

Mrs Bungle, are you local?

I'm not defending her - just pointing it out :)

don't touch the special things anyone

You can fuck RIGHT OFF if you think you're talking all the credit for my brilliance

I tried namechanging in my early days, thinking I can actually say what I fucking mean, but I was just too anal to enjoy posting anything controversial or shitty so NC back

I'm touching special things, Gordy.

I have name changed once purely because I wanted a Pratchett name.

I was having banter.

Anyone for some pastry of the savoury variety?

I'm taking my buns and going to eat them in bed.

Night my pretties x

Youthecat you are a pervert

I'm on a name change because I like leather shorts.

Are they hairy special things?

I am a pervert. But dp doesn't seem to mind.

The special things aren't hairy though because they are a glass of wine and some peanuts.