to cancel a tinder date as he has tinned soup for lunch and didn't know berlin was in Germany?

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As title really, its tomorrow and chatting to him now, but its going to be a disaster. I've been sucked in by a pretty face. Am I being too picky?

You mustn't feed an anaconda buns, whatever your picture book says.
They are carnivores and need a meat-based diet of wild pig, deer and the like.

Lol

You got no kiss because you are a soup snob.
You should have told him you wanted to see his cockaleekie

BTW never heard of tinder but if it's just for finding someone you fancy the look of for a few shags, does it really matter if they are not Einstein?

'All that she wants is another baby, she's gone tomorrow.' Sound familiar?'

Omg this thread

Berlin? Wow, cool, there is a place named after a pop group!

Exactly I had to google it too.

And tinder.

And soup.

I got abb, but I'm dyslexic so none of them were languages.

OP is so not dylsexic.

Sorry, dyslexic. Freudian slip!

OP, I got bored waiting for you to return to the thread so I read some of your older ones.
You do grumble and complain a lot about all sorts of things! Is disgruntled your usual state of mind?

Agree with Flexibility re the Berlin thing, I once said to someone who asked if I'd been to Cornwall that I'd never been "up North"!! Knowing full well where it was. I bet he still dines out on that one. As for the soup, I'm full of admiration for him cooking, I would rather clean the toilet than do that! Although the Spanish Islands thing would make me think about cancelling....

Had a blonde moment, didn't realise you had been on date already! But what a brilliant thread, sooo funny:)

OP. it's would have, not would of. For all your A levels you seem to have a poor grasp of grammar. Which is nothing to do with dyslexia.

By the way, I have a BTEC. Purely because I was far more interested in studying business studies rather than traditional A level subjects.

I also have two degrees, one from a Russell Group university and a Masters, again from a Russell group uni. So not a case of being too thick for A-levels.