To have had a dirty dream about... (lighthearted!)

[LadyBaelish]

Peter Capaldi last night after his first episode of Doctor Who

I don't even know why, I've never found him particularly appealing before but after Who...I so would. Watching again on iPlayer now and seeing him in a whole new sexy light!

Talk it was Cameron and Osborne wasn't it?

Tali. Sorry

Andrew and Edward....

one of them has to be Charles surely? And princess Anne?

xpost - Well.....Andrew is kinda ok, isn't he? (relatively speaking)

Luckily it wasnt at the same time otherwise I'd have wondered about my sanity.

One after the other?

If I had to chose between Andrew and Edward I would pick Edward.

ewwww, not that either. Seperate dreams.

Separate dreams? Was it a Jubilee celebration?

No, it was years ago in my teens, around when Queen Mum died.

No, it was years ago in my teens, around when Queen Mum died.

So you were born in the 80s?! That's even worse!!

83, Good its so shameful, my subconscious must have a loose wire.

Had one of these about Rob Brydon once, can't even look at him now. Ick.

Tali maybe they were grieving and you wee comforting them?

Who was first by the way? And did you have a moment in the second dream when you thought 'I just did your brother'? Double

It was full on filth and Edward was first.

Cant believe I actually answered that.

when pregnant I was plagued by sex dreams about George Osborne

it was horrific - I needed a good scrub in the shower afterwards. He was an animal.

ugh and I thought screwing Cameron in public toilets was bad. Osborne, that makes me shudder, especially, at the thought of him being some rampaging sex beast.

This thread is evil!!! Since reading this thread I have had the one repeat dream involving Peter Duncan, one (rather amazingly debauched) one involving David Tennant and another with Paul Hollywood and the inventive use of a pastry bush. Seriously, a simple dream about washing up in the Louvre with the Venus DeMilo would be welcomed right now. I'm almost afraid to sleep in case I implicate myselftalking in my sleep and crying out with passion to Ed Miliband or something!

I've met Ed Miliband. He smells really nice. I only got within sniffing distance of him and no dreams, but if you did happen to dream about him it wouldn't be all bad because he smells absolutely…mmm. Just saying.

Amy Dont, I love a man thats smells nice.

Another David Miliband dreamer here. Was at a reception that he attended a month later and couldn't look at him for blushing.

David Miliband - yes

Ed Miliband - NO.

I sometimes think my subconscious really really hates me because I never dream about people I'd actually like to get with.

I'm the same. I have plenty of dreams involving people I do think are hot but they're all either boring or very loving and twee but with not a hint of smut

Then I have raunchy dreams about people I definitely do not think are hot (such as Monty Don ) or, even worse, people I don't fancy and have to face in real life.

I had an utterly filthy dream about a chap in my am dram group just before show week and all I could think of every time I saw him was what my subconscious had had us up to

I once had a filthy dream about Clive James. I was bewildered about what I was finding so compellingly attractive about him even in the dream - I think it was his mighty intellect.

I also had a dream in which I was caught in flagrante, doing something very bad with someone's husband, BY Robert Lindsay. He was really disappointed with me, and was going to tell everyone. I woke up feeling intensely guilty. The weird thing is I can't remember whose husband it was, just that Robert Lindsay was beside himself with disapproval about it.