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To have had a dirty dream about... (lighthearted!)

187 replies

LadyBaelish · 24/08/2014 23:20

Peter Capaldi last night after his first episode of Doctor Who

Blush Blush Blush

I don't even know why, I've never found him particularly appealing before but after Who...I so would. Watching again on iPlayer now and seeing him in a whole new sexy light!

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MrsKoala · 25/08/2014 22:43

oh god i always 'win' these threads. I come on expecting people to reassure me and say it's all perfectly normal, instead i get Shock and told i 'win'. Come on. Someone has to have someone worse than Ed Balls??? IS there someone worse than Ed Balls?? Confused i feel sad for Ed Balls now

ArsenicyOldFace · 25/08/2014 22:47

Was it dirty dirty Koala or more cuddly?

I could cuddle Ed Balls.

MrsKoala · 25/08/2014 22:50

pure filth

Leela5 · 25/08/2014 22:52

Prince William. When I was 14 and he would have been about 12

Leela5 · 25/08/2014 22:52

He definitely had more hair at the time

ArsenicyOldFace · 25/08/2014 22:53

Yeah ok, you do win.

MrsKoala · 25/08/2014 22:55

:(

Poor Ed Balls

TigerTrumpet · 25/08/2014 22:59

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ArsenicyOldFace · 25/08/2014 22:59

I'd date him (that'll cheer him up Wink ) very sexy brain etc.

But how do you have a 'pure filth' dream about someone your mother would approve of so much? And your gran? And the vicar?

No koala you're doing it wrong Sad

ArsenicyOldFace · 25/08/2014 23:00

Snort @ Tiger Grin

ghostisonthecanvas · 25/08/2014 23:01

Haven't read the full thread yet, I dreamt about Clara Blush
going back to see what MrsK was up to!

ghostisonthecanvas · 25/08/2014 23:03

MrsK GrinWine thats for me. You need Cake

MrsKoala · 25/08/2014 23:05

Tiger, if it's David then better, if Ed i'm not so sure.

Oh god imagine 2 Eds in a bed. I bet i bloody dream about that now.

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Bifauxnen · 25/08/2014 23:11

I bet Ed would be eager and willing to please. David would roll over after a lacklustre performance, fart and fall asleep.

MrsKoala · 25/08/2014 23:16

Can you imagine Eds, er, 'happy face'? I don't know why i am even thinking about this.

EBearhug · 25/08/2014 23:18

Capaldi is on BBC4 right this moment. Just saying.

Can't remember any dreams about celebs just now. I usually dream about people who I've never knowingly seen at all. (I have a theory that my subconscious goes round noticing passing people at places like railway stations and shopping malls, and then sticks them in dreams without telling me.)

I've had some steamy dream about colleagues. In one case, I know I've got the biggest crush going, so him turning up in a dream like that is not necessarily something I want to wake up from too quickly. But some of the others who've had starring roles were a bit more of a surprise.

ArsenicyOldFace · 25/08/2014 23:20

OMG when will I learn to hide threads?

If I dream any of the revolting things you have outlined, MrsK, I will come after you.. I suggest you get your subconscious professionally cleaned.

ArsenicyOldFace · 25/08/2014 23:28

(but I did dream about Michael PortilloBlush)

ArsenicyOldFace · 25/08/2014 23:29

(..once, just once!!) Must preview Grin

MrsKoala · 25/08/2014 23:31

Was he wearing fishnet stockings? I can imagine him very Frank'N'Furteresque

anonacfr · 25/08/2014 23:33

I walked past him in the street once. Tiny little man. Huge head.

ArsenicyOldFace · 25/08/2014 23:36

Eww. I feel polluted Grin

Do you have to conjure this stuff up or is it just pop into your head? Don't answer that Wink

MrsKoala · 25/08/2014 23:40

I just think, when i see him on that train journey programme, wearing his pastel jackets and bright shirts, that under his trousers are stockings and suspenders. I don't know why. well because i am depraved obviously

JeanetteDanielsBenziger · 25/08/2014 23:47

When I was very young, I had a dirty dream about Harold bishop from neighbours. Blush

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