To have had a dirty dream about... (lighthearted!)

[LadyBaelish]

Peter Capaldi last night after his first episode of Doctor Who

I don't even know why, I've never found him particularly appealing before but after Who...I so would. Watching again on iPlayer now and seeing him in a whole new sexy light!

You'd have a fit in our waitrose MrsK

Jeanette

I know, I know!

I had Paul Robinson down a dark alley about 20 years ago. He wore a black leather jacket. The trauma I felt the next morning has never left me

Was it around the time of his 'hit' Don't it make you feel good? Did he look like this?

Harold could read you scripts of Prisoner Cell Block H after.

Paul Robinson isn't too bad. I actually fancied Clive/Clint? back in the day and I was fully conscious.

Yikes! Errrrrr....... thanks for the memories! I've just remembered that my flatmate, at a similar time, woke up all shaky and upset after a night of shagging Barry Grant (of Brookside "fame")

woke up all shaky and upset after a night of shagging Barry Grant

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You are NOT trying to say a Portillo dream is sicker than a Bishop dream?

Um, without further details my final decision (final in an attempt to avoid further details) is yes. yes.

god that was hard to type.

You have seen Harold Bishop, presumably? [notatalldefensiveface]

you could close your eyes with Harold (and that would be fine as long as he didn't do the wibble wibble "ah" thing) and someone mentioned a bestockinged Portillo upthread. That didn't help your case.
sorry The decision stands.

This is some weird perverts conspiracy

And I'm too scared to sleep now

actually is Harold still alive?! If not you may have grounds for appeal.

xpost - gaze at the lovely Peter I posted upthread and may you have sweet dreams

Who? Clockwork chops?

mmmmmmmmmmm, yes

Explains a lot

he just needs his time to shine.

though he did star in Tony; Portrait of a Serial Killer, but he was made up to be weird and ugly still would though, all he needed was love

Years ago I had a dirty dream about Paul McCartney. Still makes me feel sick now.

Ah Macca's killed the thread

YANBU , I've had a thing about PC for years
I had the best dream sex ever with Malcolm Tucker...

Just to mKe you all feel better about dodgy dream subjects, I will confess to a pregnancy rude dream about......Tom Bradby!! (ITV political editor)

You're all making me feel like I might actually be normal.

I have had dreams about Matt Smith (very good), Richard from Pointless (lovely kisser and very good) and, I can hardly stand to write this, Justin Fletcher (very good but please just kill me anyway for admitting it, I was horrified even in the dream)

I've done Simon Baker on a couple of occasions. No regrets.