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To have had a dirty dream about... (lighthearted!)

187 replies

LadyBaelish · 24/08/2014 23:20

Peter Capaldi last night after his first episode of Doctor Who

Blush Blush Blush

I don't even know why, I've never found him particularly appealing before but after Who...I so would. Watching again on iPlayer now and seeing him in a whole new sexy light!

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LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 25/08/2014 13:37

Ok he's quite hot with a whole face! Grin

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 25/08/2014 14:15

Please dont judge me Grin

To have had a dirty dream about... (lighthearted!)
OnlyLovers · 25/08/2014 14:52

Not at all, OP, Capaldi is HAWT.

I don't know who this bloke is in the post above mine and I probably don't want to, do I?

I can't think of any inappropriate rude sleb dreams but I did have one about a male friend. We'd decided to start a relationship but neither could bring ourselves to make the first move and we very obviously didn't fancy each other (just as in RL), so we were perched on opposite sides of the bed being ultra-polite and awkward. Grin

Muskey · 25/08/2014 14:56

I confess having a mucky dream about Henry 8th really weird or what

OnlyLovers · 25/08/2014 15:00

Grin Muskey. In his incarnation as Jonathan Rhys Meyers or the more traditional fat n ginger version?

Muskey · 25/08/2014 15:03

Unfortunately not. Big fat version we all know and love. In my defence I was studying for my history degree but still find it really odd even now

Bifauxnen · 25/08/2014 15:09

Muskey- I'll allow that if it's the horrible histories version. He has a cheeky twinkle, that one.

Muskey · 25/08/2014 15:12

Again no. The fat piggy eyed version that Holbein painted. Oh god I feel sick just thinking about it

Bifauxnen · 25/08/2014 15:14

Shock ew.

LiberalLibertines · 25/08/2014 15:18

I've had a dirty dream about Tamwar from east enders, he was crap.

And Ruth from this morning, she was great Blush

My subconscious hates me.

OnlyLovers · 25/08/2014 15:23

I'm sorry for you, Muskey. Sad Grin

I've always thought I'd probably have fancied the young Henry, though. Strapping, sporty, intellectual, ginger ...

Muskey · 25/08/2014 15:30

Thank god it was just a dream.....a very vivid dream......but a dream none the less

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 25/08/2014 15:34

There was Mumsnetter a while back who confessed a dream about Adolf Hitler.

ForalltheSaints · 25/08/2014 15:41

I hope your dream did not include some of the language in 'The Thick of It'!

OnlyLovers · 25/08/2014 15:43

If I had a dirty dream about Capaldi I'd be actively disappointed if it DIDN'T include Thick of It style language.

zeezeek · 25/08/2014 16:14

YANBU at all. He is gorgeous!

I had one about Matthew Gray Gubler....that was fun Grin

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 25/08/2014 16:27

If I had a dirty dream about Capaldi I'd be actively disappointed if it DIDN'T include Thick of It style language.

Me too! Brings a whole new dimension talking dirty! Grin

LadyBaelish · 25/08/2014 21:51

I can confirm that there was Malcolm Tucker style language Grin

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LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 25/08/2014 22:06

Lady Grin

MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic · 25/08/2014 22:19

I had an intensely romantic dream about Stephen Fry once, vivid enough that I blushed for the next two weeks when we watched QI on Dave. I have no idea where it came from as, as much as I like him as a performer, I really honestly do not fancy him at all (except maybe to have High Tea with at some swish hotel)

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 25/08/2014 22:24

Oh and I did throw up twice on Saturday afternoon because I was so nervous Blush

MrsKoala · 25/08/2014 22:24

I had a dirty dream about Ed Balls the other night Shock In my defence...er...umm...no, i can't think of anything to justify it, sorry.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 25/08/2014 22:33

PLEASE IGNORE MY PREVIOUS POST!! Wrong thread!

Koala ShockShockShock

So far you win the weird dreams contest Grin

TheLostPelvicFloorOfPoosh · 25/08/2014 22:37

I had a dirty dream about Jordan Cox from GBBO. Couldn't watch him knead his rye rolls after that without getting a bit warm.

CinderellaRockefeller · 25/08/2014 22:38

MrsKoala - yep you win. :)