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To have had a dirty dream about... (lighthearted!)

187 replies

LadyBaelish · 24/08/2014 23:20

Peter Capaldi last night after his first episode of Doctor Who

Blush Blush Blush

I don't even know why, I've never found him particularly appealing before but after Who...I so would. Watching again on iPlayer now and seeing him in a whole new sexy light!

OP posts:
LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 27/08/2014 17:13

Dreaming about PC as Malcolm Tucker is totally normal! Grin

Muskey · 27/08/2014 20:03

I have been away from this thread for a day and someone has had sex dreams about mr tumble omg I thought mine was bad that has got to be the winner you can't get weirder than that. Or can you....

TeamScotland · 28/08/2014 00:03

I've only been on mumsnet for a couple of years but I'm sure a mumsnetter has, erm, had actual relations, with Mr Tumble Justin, and wasn't dreaming.

Or did I dream that post? I would have thought Mr Maker was more his type.

Hamuketsu · 28/08/2014 00:48

Dame Thora Hird in the back of a Mini Shock Blush Shock

It was all terribly awkward because (believe it or not) I wasn't into it, but didn't want to hurt her feelings. I'm bi, but tbh that didn't really help.

Hamuketsu · 28/08/2014 00:48

A lovely lady, I'm sure, God rest her.

WienerDiva · 28/08/2014 07:58

TeamScotland, I remember that too!!!

Hamuketsu Shock and Confused

Muskey · 28/08/2014 08:29

Doing the monkey dance in rl with mr tumble I just don't want to think about that at all ewww

OnlyLovers · 28/08/2014 09:03

Muskey, I say again, there's a MNetter who pops up on threads sometimes confessing to a sex dream about Terry Wogan, which is weirder than Mr Tumble, no? Can't remember who it is unfortunately, but maybe she'll be along.

farewellfigure · 28/08/2014 09:14

Grin I love a good sexy dream thread. I can't decide if I'd like to dream about Justin Fletcher or not. I sort of think it would be OK. I'd prefer Malcolm Tucker though. Phwoar.

I once dreamt I was Ringo Star and John Lennon was rogering me senseless over my drum kit. Paul was watching which was a bit pervy. It was the hottest dream I've ever had!

David Tennant was rather lovely last week but that's already been done in an earlier thread because I posted that I couldn't get it out of my head for several days. Lovely man.

Muskey · 28/08/2014 09:16

I don't know maybe because of the accent it would be ok with terry Wigan although one wonders if they do much talking. No I think mr tumble sex dream or real life is really wierd especially if he was dressed as mr tumble

squoosh · 28/08/2014 11:14

I am the famed poster who had a dream about Terry Wogan.

I've recounted it so many times you'd swear I'd enjoyed it.........................

TeamScotland · 28/08/2014 11:25

I'd rather have dream sex with Terry Wogan than Macca.

OnlyLovers · 28/08/2014 12:38

squoosh! You made it!

Give us the details, do. even though I know them even though they're fairly horrific

squoosh · 28/08/2014 12:53

Oh well if you insist!

Tezza was sitting on the edge of my bed, wearing a blazer of course, whilst I gave him a blowjob and he filmed it on his mobile.

The worst bit is that I woke up feeling hugely turned on. Blush Envy

OnlyLovers · 28/08/2014 12:54
Grin

Always funny.

squoosh · 28/08/2014 13:02

I'm haunted by Terry Wogan's light entertainment penis.

Muskey · 28/08/2014 14:15

Omg thank you for sharing squosh

anonacfr · 28/08/2014 14:29

Wearing a blazer

Grin

Was he commenting along Eurovision-style?

OnlyLovers · 28/08/2014 16:39

I love you, squoosh not like Terry Wogan loves you

squoosh · 28/08/2014 16:47

And I'm not going to love you the way I loved Terry Wogan that fateful night!

Muskey · 28/08/2014 16:50

Lol and then eww squoosh

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 28/08/2014 17:31

I can kill this thread stone dead with the 2 worst dirty dreams ever.

But I cant bring myself to even admit to them.

BirdhouseInYourSoul · 28/08/2014 18:03

I sometimes think my subconscious really really hates me because I never dream about people I'd actually like to get with.

I once dreamt about Boris Johnson. He was all girlish giggles and flicking his hair back whilst he undid his shirt shudder

The worst thing is that if I see him on TV I can feel myself blush like we have some little secret between us...

But that's still not as bad as Terry Wogan!

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 28/08/2014 18:04

I did 2 members of the Royal family, No it wasnt Prince Philip or the Queen.

BirdhouseInYourSoul · 28/08/2014 18:18

Was it Fergi Tali?