To have had a dirty dream about... (lighthearted!)

[LadyBaelish]

Peter Capaldi last night after his first episode of Doctor Who

I don't even know why, I've never found him particularly appealing before but after Who...I so would. Watching again on iPlayer now and seeing him in a whole new sexy light!

I went down on Paris Hilton once. I was v good.

It was all intimate and gentle and I look back on it fondly.

I am straight btw.

Justin Fletcher?

Ok, you've gone too far now.

He was wearing some kind of red waterproof coat as well Pelvic

Was a night to remember for all the wrong reasons.

Paddington Tumble??

If you dreamt about Justin Fletcher dressed as Mr Tumble, I'm having you put down Amy

If I'd dreamt about Justin Fletcher dressed as Mr Tumble I would drive myself to the appointment, pay and thank them for it Tali

I just burst into tears at the thought of justin fletcher

sick

There's some things the brain shouldnt think about and that is one of them.

Cliff Tumble did it for me. That's now even more wrong than it was before.
Oh, and it was 'Tony:london serial killer' that lovely, lovely Half Face was in. I know it doesn't matter but the error was making me twitch.

I went down on Paris Hilton once. I was v good.

I'm embarrassed to admit that I've had inappropriate dreams about Jerry Orbach. Although I like him a lot as an actor, my conscious mind did not find him attractive at all. So well-known was this dream in my family that a couple of years ago, my brother painted me a picture of him nude (with his bits covered) for Christmas. It was meant to tease me, but I actually love it, and it's hanging in our home.

Ok hands up my subconscious is a big fat tart. My inappropriateness has included Justin (not as Mr Tumble I hasten to add although it hardly helps), DCI Barnaby from Midsomer Murders and, more recently, Peter Duncan. I have woken up and showered after all 3. The Peter Duncan one he was not very nice to me and when I saw him on Tumble on Saturday I got irrationally angry

The Peter Duncan one he was not very nice to me and when I saw him on Tumble on Saturday I got irrationally angry

Oh also, I feel dirty to admit this, I had a dream about fucking David Cameron in public toilets.

You lot have made me have a sex dream about Damien Lewis! I know he's quite popular on here but personally I think he looks like a piranha.

In the dream he was quite good, if a bit ... quick.

Isn't it about time the poster with the sex dream about Terry Wogan came on here?

A sex dream about Damien Lewis is no bad thing, piranha or not

I'm surprised how popular Justin is, I thought I was the only one with a subconscious so cruel. Cliff Tumble!?

I can think of people I'd rather have, Amy!

I'm sure it was to fault of this thread but I had anotger dodgy dream about Peter Duncan last night. He was nice this time though so I've forgiven him

Maybe he read the thread(or his PR people did )

I'll swap you Justin for Damien if you like Only, I really don't mind

Amy, I don't have kids so am not familiar with Mr Tumble Justin Fletcher. A quick Google hasn't persuaded me of his charms, although maybe one needs to see him in action to appreciate them?

But anyway, you can just have Damien. No swap needed. Take him, please.

arsenicy

Dream crime is good..

I dreamt of Capaldi (as Malcolm Tucker this time!) again last night. He was filthy

Sorry for possibly causing the return of Peter Duncan Winchester

at some of the revelations on this thread. Justin Fletcher?! David Cameron?!