Teacher present - the horror story

[Needtoemigrate]

I need to emigrate - seriously. I thought I was super organised, present in, gift bagged and in the corner of my room weeks ago. Dd took in today for her teacher- along with a pair of mislaid knickers tucked nicely in the bag , serves me right for using floor as giant washing basket but oh the shame - especially as the teacher in question is a 25 ish year old male.
My dd is mortified, I could hide forever and still 1 more day of school to go .... Will I be fined if we break up early ??

You do realise that all he male teachers will be taking it in turns to wear your nix on their heads while they do zombie impressions and the women will be carrying out a forensic character study of he type of person who wears hose type of knickers.

This has made my day OP!!

Good luck! Go in there with your head held high (and your knickers firmly in place) :)

I would have to leave the country

At my dd school there is a very good looking male head teacher who speaks good english (live in France) I had to speak to him about something, and it was a bit complicated for me to explain in French so I asked in the playground one morning if I could speak to him in English his reply of "ok do I need to have you over the table" left me open mouthed and blushing a lot

But did he ????

no we stayed in the playground but on the few occasions I have had to go to his office I do get quite flustered at the sight of his table

have you recovered from your shame yet and have you bought a suspender belt or a basque for next year?