Teacher present - the horror story

[Needtoemigrate]

I need to emigrate - seriously. I thought I was super organised, present in, gift bagged and in the corner of my room weeks ago. Dd took in today for her teacher- along with a pair of mislaid knickers tucked nicely in the bag , serves me right for using floor as giant washing basket but oh the shame - especially as the teacher in question is a 25 ish year old male.
My dd is mortified, I could hide forever and still 1 more day of school to go .... Will I be fined if we break up early ??

[helenthemadex]

no we stayed in the playground but on the few occasions I have had to go to his office I do get quite flustered at the sight of his table

have you recovered from your shame yet and have you bought a suspender belt or a basque for next year?

[Needtoemigrate]

But did he ????

[helenthemadex]

I would have to leave the country

At my dd school there is a very good looking male head teacher who speaks good english (live in France) I had to speak to him about something, and it was a bit complicated for me to explain in French so I asked in the playground one morning if I could speak to him in English his reply of "ok do I need to have you over the table" left me open mouthed and blushing a lot

[musicposy]

Good luck! Go in there with your head held high (and your knickers firmly in place) :)

[SpandexBallet]

This has made my day OP!!

[CuChullain]

You do realise that all he male teachers will be taking it in turns to wear your nix on their heads while they do zombie impressions and the women will be carrying out a forensic character study of he type of person who wears hose type of knickers.

[Needtoemigrate]

Icimoi - yes unfortunately ( not as cute though so he ll get my period style pants)

[Icimoi]

Does dd have a male teacher next year? Bet he can't wait to see what end of year present he gets.

[PinkSquash]

have some OP, you've cheered me up no end.

[Needtoemigrate]

I m just going with they yes I m mortified but it's a little bit funny approach and I d have taken the piss out of anyone else so there's little I can do but shrug and put up with a days humiliation at school today.

[Dayshiftdoris]

OMG it's just about livable with

Then you mention that there were worn...

Move away before 3pm... It's your only hope

[Needtoemigrate]

No , didn't bother with disguise - thought I d manage to sneak in and out unnoticed .....,didn't plan on several of the teachers standing there with a big smirky hi at me - ah well, they always comment on my kids having fantastic dry sense of humour , guess that's the reason - loose knickered mum

[50KnockingonabiT]

did you go in disguise? :D

[musicposy]

Good luck! Go in there with your head held high (and your knickers firmly in place) :)

[Needtoemigrate]

Wish me luck

[SquinkiesRule]

You'll be famous in the staff room OP. Bask in the glory

[Nalia]

This has to go in the classics section!

[Needtoemigrate]

Ooh good plan - I ll do it just before the removal can comes to help me move.

[TortoiseUpATreeAgain]

Tell all the other mums that you heard it happened to someone, but you don't know who.

Then if any of them hear a rumour that it was you they'll confidently say no, couldn't have been, Needto told me that she didn't know who it was but was trying to find out.

[FloatIsRechargedNow]

- nothing else to say. Hahahahahahaha

[Needtoemigrate]

Ha ha tiny bit of me thinking - do I tell other mums ( wouldn't dare) but imagine how fun the competative out do each other mums would be, bra next year , sex toy in with the box of roses

[londonrach]

Need to keeps giving. This story needs to go down in your family history and to be bought up when your dd gets married. (If you ok with)

[ChoccaDoobie]

Oh my god, he opened it in front of the kids!!!!! Even better! I love this story!

[Needtoemigrate]

Barmy yes my child can be in your class - any where but here!! I promise only boring presents from now on