Teacher present - the horror story

[Needtoemigrate]

I need to emigrate - seriously. I thought I was super organised, present in, gift bagged and in the corner of my room weeks ago. Dd took in today for her teacher- along with a pair of mislaid knickers tucked nicely in the bag , serves me right for using floor as giant washing basket but oh the shame - especially as the teacher in question is a 25 ish year old male.
My dd is mortified, I could hide forever and still 1 more day of school to go .... Will I be fined if we break up early ??

Pissing myself op! Thanks for the laughs.

To make you feel better. I used to iron for Dhs family - I was doing their ironing one day and come across my knickers- unwashed!

I will never know if it was a pair from that week, or if they had actually been handed over to them along with the previous weeks ironed clothes...

I have never quite gotten over this.

On behalf of all teachers can I thank your for an awesome present I have always said that it is the thought that counts and that the unusual gifts are the ones that stay in your memory!

Good point Needto.

I don't suppose they are planning on doing "Jesus Christ Superstar" next Easter? She'd be a shoo-in for Mary Magdelene.......

email, apologise, blame your smallest child and their desire to hide things in bags. or your brothers idea of a joke. make up a brother, cousin other random relative....

Wait - sorry if I missed this bit - but how did you find out that the gift contained your knickers and did you get them back?

My dd handed them to me - in the school yard yes he opened gift bag in class and they were nicely tucked inside along with the booze.

Barmy yes my child can be in your class - any where but here!! I promise only boring presents from now on

Oh my god, he opened it in front of the kids!!!!! Even better! I love this story!

Need to keeps giving. This story needs to go down in your family history and to be bought up when your dd gets married. (If you ok with)

Ha ha tiny bit of me thinking - do I tell other mums ( wouldn't dare) but imagine how fun the competative out do each other mums would be, bra next year , sex toy in with the box of roses

- nothing else to say. Hahahahahahaha

Tell all the other mums that you heard it happened to someone, but you don't know who.

Then if any of them hear a rumour that it was you they'll confidently say no, couldn't have been, Needto told me that she didn't know who it was but was trying to find out.

Ooh good plan - I ll do it just before the removal can comes to help me move.

This has to go in the classics section!

You'll be famous in the staff room OP. Bask in the glory

Wish me luck

Good luck! Go in there with your head held high (and your knickers firmly in place) :)

did you go in disguise? :D

No , didn't bother with disguise - thought I d manage to sneak in and out unnoticed .....,didn't plan on several of the teachers standing there with a big smirky hi at me - ah well, they always comment on my kids having fantastic dry sense of humour , guess that's the reason - loose knickered mum

OMG it's just about livable with

Then you mention that there were worn...

Move away before 3pm... It's your only hope

I m just going with they yes I m mortified but it's a little bit funny approach and I d have taken the piss out of anyone else so there's little I can do but shrug and put up with a days humiliation at school today.

have some OP, you've cheered me up no end.

Does dd have a male teacher next year? Bet he can't wait to see what end of year present he gets.

Icimoi - yes unfortunately ( not as cute though so he ll get my period style pants)