Teacher present - the horror story

[Needtoemigrate]

I need to emigrate - seriously. I thought I was super organised, present in, gift bagged and in the corner of my room weeks ago. Dd took in today for her teacher- along with a pair of mislaid knickers tucked nicely in the bag , serves me right for using floor as giant washing basket but oh the shame - especially as the teacher in question is a 25 ish year old male.
My dd is mortified, I could hide forever and still 1 more day of school to go .... Will I be fined if we break up early ??

[MagpieMama]

Thanks OP, it's been a stressful day and I needed that laugh! I'm sure he'll see the funny side too. Either way, it's almost the weekend

[Needtoemigrate]

No happily married but feel like I've just done the most blatant hit on someone ever!
I ve never wanted summer hols so much. God why didn't I check the bag !!

[indigo18]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Were they, ya know, CLEAN????

My friend greeted the DCs (male) teacher, who was carrying a big plastic container up the path, with the immortal words, "My, that's a very big lunchbox!"

[FriendlyAmoeba]

Yes - with a message to say thanks but wrong size

!!

Sounds like a good guy. :)

[Needtoemigrate]

Ha ha at least I m not the only embarrassing mum. Worn but as clean as they can be. Oh god help please. What if they are all there when I walk in yard tomorrow ?

[Ilovehamabeads]

Bahahahahahaha!! Thank you OP this is hilarious. If this were me I would be on rightm

[Ilovehamabeads]

Oops..
On rightmove already planning my move. :)

[indigo18]

Still laughing here!!! just grin and leg it, I think!

[CoffeeTea103]

Aww at least your dd will have a funny story to tell one day

[Needtoemigrate]

Ah well could have been worse at least they were decent ones I guess. I can think of worse ones I own - he got a lucky escape really

[Bruins]

I accompanied my daughter to John Lewis to return a handbag. Unfortunately she had stuffed it with old knickers to see how it looked when full. The shop assistants face was a picture. (so was mine)

[RobinSparkles]

This is the best thing I've heard all week!

OP, you're a legend! :o

[lettertoherms]

You'll know if he's told the story in the staffroom he definitely has if they all start applauding when you walk up to the gates tomorrow.

I would go with big sunglasses, big floppy hat, big scarf, put on a false accent and tell everyone you're the new au pair, Needtoemigrate has taken a new job with very long hours and won't be seen around school anymore.

[hotfuzzra]

Aaah bless you! Think the best thing you can do is laugh it off and check all bags thoroughly from now on! At least they weren't grim grey grannies!
Bruins that is fantastic!!!

[Muskey]

Really funny also liked the removal of something big and flappy story. If your dc gets a good school report we will all know why

[DonkeysDontRideBicycles]

Priceless

[OwlCapone]

worn ??!

Emigrate now!!

[RobinSparkles]

Bruins, that's also brilliant although at least you don't have to see the shop assistant again!

[Needtoemigrate]

Even worse 2 of my dc have been taught by him so every Xmas or summer hols I ll ask "the usual"? for present as I found out what he drinks. Oh no will this now be the new "usual"

[PeterParkerSays]

It really depends whether he found your smalls in his classroom or on the coffee table in the staff room, surrounded by colleagues at break time.... You may have made their day.

[hebe242]

I laughed so much I cried! Oh dear he won't forget you and dd.

[Needtoemigrate]

And how do I tell dh as I am forever nagging him to use the laundry basket instead of floor for his dirty clothes. Karma!!

[indigo18]

If you find yourself being pointed out to any staff who don't know you, then he has told! Not there's the remotest chance he would keep quiet. I bet they laughed all day!

[Needtoemigrate]

I m sure all the staff know me after today. Need time machine if anyone has spare one

[ParadoxicalCat]

You just made me snort at work! You poor thing! Maybe you should wrap another present for tomorrow with man pants in although-that-could-be-misconstrued