Teacher present - the horror story

[Needtoemigrate]

I need to emigrate - seriously. I thought I was super organised, present in, gift bagged and in the corner of my room weeks ago. Dd took in today for her teacher- along with a pair of mislaid knickers tucked nicely in the bag , serves me right for using floor as giant washing basket but oh the shame - especially as the teacher in question is a 25 ish year old male.
My dd is mortified, I could hide forever and still 1 more day of school to go .... Will I be fined if we break up early ??

[fackinell]

Oh this is fantastic and you've made me feel so much better.

My DP's mate got us some gig tickets which I wrongly assumed my DP now had in his possession. Friend said his DM was trying to outbid me as she wanted to go. I told him I was able to do things that the DM couldn't do in order to secure my ticket (meaning to my DP, which looking back is actually bad enough!!) cue embarrassed coughs and silence throughout the whole office. I just thought oops, I shared too much until DP later pointed out it sounded like I was offering his friend a blow job for it. Arghhhhh!! I text to explain my faux pas and probably have made things worse

[whois]

Seriously funny! Also the big and flappy least favorite child story :-)

[Thumbwitch]

Oh dear, that did make me snigger far too much - ditto the least favourite child describing the op as on something "big and flappy" - ahahahahahahahhaha!!

I have no doubt whatsoever that I will be similarly mortified by my ow DSs at some point though.

[Idontseeanyicegiants]

Think about it this way, all the teachers I know are hugely stressed at this time of year, you'll have given the entire teaching staff him something to smile about

[Needtoemigrate]

By smile you actually mean laugh til they pee don't you?
Only 15 more hours to go until I die of shame all over again

[StanleyLambchop]

Worn but as clean as they can be Dirty Mare

[londonrach]

Thank you needto you have cheered up the staff, mumsnet and in a few years your dd will love this story. You are such a legend. I salute you

[TortoiseUpATreeAgain]

Right. You've got six weeks. If every member of your family has radical plastic surgery now the scars will be mostly healed by September. Then lodge deed polls to change your names. Then move house. Then, just to be on the safe side, burn down the school.

Then you should be able to move past this.

[spiderlight]

This has quite literally nearly killed me. I've got a chest infection and I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!!

[Needtoemigrate]

That sounds like a plan tortoise ! You forgot 'make mental note to never buy for teachers again'
I smiled at teacher too when picked dd up in a "hope you liked gift" kind of way - bollocks,bollocks n even more bollocks

[50KnockingonabiT]

Your DD is 9, plenty old enough to walk twenty miles to school on her own on the last day:)

Embarrassing but hilarious, bet it's the most memorable end of term present he's ever likely to receive

[WaitMonkey]

I love the teachers respose.

[WaitMonkey]

response

[IwishIwasmoreorganised]

This is excellent!

And as for the usual - I think you've just set yourself a new challenge for something unexpected to accompany the usual each time!

[Mumoftwoyoungkids]

A lot of parents comment on their children being overlooked as they are just not noticed / remembered in class.

If that is true I confidently predict your dd will be Mary in the Nativity play this year. Well done you for taking one for the team!

[Needtoemigrate]

Really .... Mary - the Virgin Mary ? With a mother who is so free with her knickers

[ThePinkOcelot]

Sorry, but PMSL! class. I bet he dines out on that for years to come! Lol!!

[londonrach]

Stop it need to. I might need the fairy dust..

[starlight1234]

This is the best teacher present thread Ever...Thank you for sharing with all of mumsnet aswell as all of the teaching staff at school

[Needtoemigrate]

Yes that's my problem - I shared too much !

[littledrummergirl]

Thank you. Youve made my day brighter. Laughing like a drain

[Needtoemigrate]

Still re living the smiling at him as I picked her up - he so must think it was intentional.
You ve been such a good teacher , here's a pair of my worn undies

[StillNoFuckingEyeDeer]

That's brilliant. You're going to be the knicker mum forever now.

[Hulababy]

He didn't open in front of the class too did he?
We sometimes do....

Sorry, I'm not helping there am i?!

[barmybunting]

That is brilliant OP... Please tell us where he opened it? Sometimes the children ask the teacher to open them in front of them...

I am a teacher, please can your DC be in my class next year, you sound like great fun!