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Bitchy regulars and royalty

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Hullygully · 10/07/2014 14:44

Are they the same?

It's got very confusing

I don't like the word bitchy. It's sexist.

I don't like the royals either.

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Vintagejazz · 10/07/2014 16:33

They're a bit chavvy though. On a par with Greggs sausage rolls and people who park in P&C spaces and brides who don't ask children to their weddings and............

member · 10/07/2014 16:33

Stands behind Salmo - offers to hold jacket

Maryz · 10/07/2014 16:34

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Mintyy · 10/07/2014 16:34

Hasn't there had to be an official ruling on Jaffa Cakes (because you pay VAT on cakes but not biscuits, or summat like that).

HecatePropylaea · 10/07/2014 16:34

buried under it? I never said anyone was buried under it. I don't know where you have got that from. I know nothing about any suddenly missing MNers.

MuddledColours · 10/07/2014 16:34

I consider myself royalty. I wear a tiara when I type.

HecatePropylaea · 10/07/2014 16:35

You type yourself?

How terribly lower middle class of you.

My butler is typing this for me.

usualsuspectt · 10/07/2014 16:35

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Vintagejazz · 10/07/2014 16:36

I used to be royalty until I namechanged to get away from all the attention and intrusion into my private life.

Maryz · 10/07/2014 16:36

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Pagwatch · 10/07/2014 16:37

[Grin] at Linerunner -"MN royalty is really good for tourism, though."

Mintyy · 10/07/2014 16:37

Talking of regulars, where is everlong?

ExitPursuedByAKoalaBear · 10/07/2014 16:37

Yes. And one goes soft and the other stale

elQuintoConyo · 10/07/2014 16:38

I'm a Royal PITA. Does that count?

Jaffa cakes are minging cakes. I'm more of a Garibaldi type person.

Vintagejazz · 10/07/2014 16:38

She's out somewhere in her SVU Mintyy.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 10/07/2014 16:39

I can't find a good retort to "MN royalty is really good for tourism, though." without being offensive, so will go and wash my own mind out with soap.

Vintagejazz · 10/07/2014 16:39

Or SVU. Which is it? Confused

usualsuspectt · 10/07/2014 16:39

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Vintagejazz · 10/07/2014 16:39

Jeeze. I meant 'or SUV'.

QuintessentiallyQS · 10/07/2014 16:40

I'd happily be any helicopter, if it meant I could fly! No need to be a royal helicopter.

LineRunner · 10/07/2014 16:41

The EU ruled on jaffa cakes. I can't remember what the ruling actually was, but they did.

I think Nigel Farage turned up for that one.

SquigglySquid · 10/07/2014 16:43

I don't pay attention to screen names enough to notice who the regulars are. I don't really care either, I read the posts for what they are.

Maryz · 10/07/2014 16:43

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ExitPursuedByAKoalaBear · 10/07/2014 16:44

Everlong is posting on Facebook.

Salmotrutta · 10/07/2014 16:45

It's all here:-

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes