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Bitchy regulars and royalty

354 replies

Hullygully · 10/07/2014 14:44

Are they the same?

It's got very confusing

I don't like the word bitchy. It's sexist.

I don't like the royals either.

OP posts:
CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 00:17

I will tell DH his cock is struggle worthy. He'll be so pleased. :o

GeneralCunt · 11/07/2014 00:17

I think I call that cladding, Cheerful.

I forgot I'd namechanged, sorry Blush

gertiegusset · 11/07/2014 00:18

Nice bit of wood you have there.

TillyTellTale · 11/07/2014 00:22

There are reclining sofas? Where have these things been my entire life? Actually, isn't that a futon? Is it comfortable? If it is, it can't be a futon.

Snazzy reclining chair

TillyTellTale · 11/07/2014 00:23

They exist!

footballagain · 11/07/2014 00:29

They do indeed exist Blush

Anyway, ignore my sofa.

I'm diverting attention to cheerfulYank's bog.

footballagain · 11/07/2014 00:31

Why, for the love of god, do you seem to have a standard lamp in there. Pointing in a random direction?

CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 00:33

It's drying the stain. That's not a normal fixture in my bathroom! :o

CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 00:35
footballagain · 11/07/2014 00:40

But you have two lamps?

The big tall one with the old fashioned shade that I can't imagine is drying anything then the angle poise one who looks a bit more serious about the task in hand.

CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 00:43

The big tall one is broken and is awaiting the skip. It is being used for its pole only, to support the other one. :o

Maryz · 11/07/2014 00:44

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footballagain · 11/07/2014 00:56

Yes, time for me to say night too.

footballagain · 11/07/2014 00:57

From the pleb.

Grin
Oblomov · 11/07/2014 01:04

MN Royale?
A green cocktail, and chicken in a cream based sauce?
I'll take both. please. together.
Yum.

where is the mn royale restaurant based?
I'd like to book my table. every Friday night. same table. same cocktail and chicken. please.

CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 02:17

No, separate lamps. The big one is just being used to hold the other. It's being dumpstered tomorrow. Sigh. One of the last things I have that I had when it was just me and the dog.

MinesAPintOfTea · 11/07/2014 03:46

I shall take over whilst you all sleep. No dog, no tiara, but I could fashion one out of duplo if it would hel.

fourforksache · 11/07/2014 09:23

good morning!

tesco's aren't stocking the mn viper royale yet so I've just got a chicken and leek pie that I'm going to serve with lemon drizzle cake.

CloverHeart · 11/07/2014 10:23

I have got to namechange. This thread is far too inspiring.

HerVagesty · 11/07/2014 10:26

Make way for Her Vagesty royal wave

fourforksache · 11/07/2014 10:45

Grin love it, sounds like an "intimate hygiene" product.

digdeepforanswers · 11/07/2014 11:13

perhaps the older royals are children of their time who cuff the servants occasionally' because they cannot hunt foxes

fourforksache · 11/07/2014 11:14

I'm always cuffing my servants, me.

BuffytheReasonableFeminist · 11/07/2014 11:16

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fourforksache · 11/07/2014 11:23

Starched, my dear. Grin