Bitchy regulars and royalty

[Hullygully]

Are they the same?

It's got very confusing

I don't like the word bitchy. It's sexist.

I don't like the royals either.

I think they are cakes as they go stale and therefore are VAT exempt.

Stale Jaffa cakes are minging.

Has she left MN or namechanged or something?

I will never admit to scoffing stale Jaffa Cakes I found at the back of the cupboard. Not me. Oh no

Who?

This is so not a thread for the gluten intolerant [sadface]

I have no fucking idea what or who you are talking about but jaffa cakes are cakes. HTH from HRH.

Never mind Pagwatch.

We could talk about meringues instead?

With strawberries and cream on them.

Did anyone else used to say merringews for fun when they were young?

Like Pictureskew.

Well I am definitely Royalty (with a capital R) and I rule that Jaffa cakes are cheap shite.

I still say picture skew

And dressage to rhyme with message

The was for QueenLiz

We should all be more childish Exit.

Albeckerkew.

Yy, meringews.

I'm going to buy one of those massive fuck off ice cream makers and create delicious dairy free ice cream regularly until people call me 'the Dairy Free Queen' - I really am. I'm not going to make stuff that looks like white sick and then hide the damn machine in a cupboard, oh no.

Oh that's my fave. Took me years to realise what it was.

Jaffa cakes are not cakes.

Has there been a royalty rumpus that I missed?

[kicks cupboard door shut]

Perhaps the time has come for Mumsnet HQ to produce little crown icons. People could put them next to their names. And maybe a little doggy emblem for those that feel the need.

I'm neither although I've been here for a long time. I've lurked under lots if namechanges but only ever posted under a couple. I've giggled at a lot of drunken and bingo threads and remember the biggest fights.

I was taught that class is a matter of graciousness in both manners and behaviour towards others.

Jaffa cakes are rubbish cakes and classifying them a biscuits does not regain any credibility nor loose calories. Quite frankly I'd rather have a nice piece of cake OR a biscuit with a proper crunch.

I should be ashamed as my late mum used to make the most delicious ice cream just with the freezer.

If you want shite, you needn't look much further than Lees' macaroon bars.

Macaroons are lovely! How very dare you.