Bitchy regulars and royalty

[Hullygully]

Are they the same?

It's got very confusing

I don't like the word bitchy. It's sexist.

I don't like the royals either.

As I'm from Ireland I'm above, beyond and beneath royalty.

But can I have Kate's hair and figure please?

Bitchy regulars and royalty you say? I am here.

If you buy goods that have the "By appointment to Her Maj" does some of the royalness rub off on you?

I know someone whose great grandmother was presented at court?

That must count towards my royalness quotient surely?

Ooh - I haven't had the opportunity to use "quotient" for ages...

I have no idea why I put a question mark on that second sentence.

I'm not Australian.

ROFL at cost to tax payers.

Can I be Prince Harry's hair gel?

I'm reserving Princess Kate's Babyliss Big Hair.. I bet she uses one.

Somebody needs to explain olden day mn rivalries to me like the Milford & who was leader of the sharks/leader of the jets & their respective followers

Milford = moldies

It all began when we split into 2 camps.

The ones who believed the jaffa cake was a biscuit and the ones who believed it was a cake.

They were long and bloody years...

Could they not put a little tiara beside the names of MN Royalty?

Then we'd know who to watch our Ps & Qs around.

I'm fairly regular.

Jaffa cakes are cakes.

There are people who actually think Jaffa Cakes are biscuits!

What are the moldies though? I missed them

I agree Salmo, I need to know who were in the biscuit camp in order to avoid them - they don't sound like my kind of people at all!

Well quite.

Can't be mingling with folk who think Jaffa cakes are biscuits!

That way madness lies.

There were.

And to change the subject completely, have you seen MNs lovely patio?...

Does the Queen eat Jaffa cakes?

and Hecate reignites the Great Jaffa Cake Wars

My work here is done.

Have you got a big spoon Hully?

Hully's spoon got stole. It was v traumatic and we try not to mention it.

MN royalty is really good for tourism, though.

at you usual.

There's been proper scientific research into the Jaffa Cake Conundrum.

They are cake.

And what's this about a patio?

Who's buried under it?

Are you sure?