Bitchy regulars and royalty

[Hullygully]

Are they the same?

It's got very confusing

I don't like the word bitchy. It's sexist.

I don't like the royals either.

[Vintagejazz]

As I'm from Ireland I'm above, beyond and beneath royalty.

But can I have Kate's hair and figure please?

[Mintyy]

Bitchy regulars and royalty you say? I am here.

[Salmotrutta]

If you buy goods that have the "By appointment to Her Maj" does some of the royalness rub off on you?

I know someone whose great grandmother was presented at court?

That must count towards my royalness quotient surely?

Ooh - I haven't had the opportunity to use "quotient" for ages...

[Salmotrutta]

I have no idea why I put a question mark on that second sentence.

I'm not Australian.

[CheeryName]

ROFL at cost to tax payers.

Can I be Prince Harry's hair gel?

[Titsalinabumsquash]

I'm reserving Princess Kate's Babyliss Big Hair.. I bet she uses one.

[member]

Somebody needs to explain olden day mn rivalries to me like the Milford & who was leader of the sharks/leader of the jets & their respective followers

[member]

Milford = moldies

[HecatePropylaea]

It all began when we split into 2 camps.

The ones who believed the jaffa cake was a biscuit and the ones who believed it was a cake.

They were long and bloody years...

[Vintagejazz]

Could they not put a little tiara beside the names of MN Royalty?

Then we'd know who to watch our Ps & Qs around.

[Pagwatch]

I'm fairly regular.

[Salmotrutta]

Jaffa cakes are cakes.

[LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance]

There are people who actually think Jaffa Cakes are biscuits!



What are the moldies though? I missed them

[member]

I agree Salmo, I need to know who were in the biscuit camp in order to avoid them - they don't sound like my kind of people at all!

[Salmotrutta]

Well quite.

Can't be mingling with folk who think Jaffa cakes are biscuits!

That way madness lies.

[HecatePropylaea]

There were.

And to change the subject completely, have you seen MNs lovely patio?...

[Vintagejazz]

Does the Queen eat Jaffa cakes?

[HecatePropylaea]

and Hecate reignites the Great Jaffa Cake Wars

My work here is done.

[Fiderer]

Have you got a big spoon Hully?

Hully's spoon got stole. It was v traumatic and we try not to mention it.

[LineRunner]

MN royalty is really good for tourism, though.

[Salmotrutta]

at you usual.

There's been proper scientific research into the Jaffa Cake Conundrum.

They are cake.

[Salmotrutta]

And what's this about a patio?

Who's buried under it?

[ExitPursuedByAKoalaBear]

Are you sure?