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Bitchy regulars and royalty

354 replies

Hullygully · 10/07/2014 14:44

Are they the same?

It's got very confusing

I don't like the word bitchy. It's sexist.

I don't like the royals either.

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Vintagejazz · 10/07/2014 23:50

But where do you store the corgis and tiaras?

TillyTellTale · 10/07/2014 23:52

In a Corgi rack? I can see it in my head, right now. Stacked corgis to shoulder height.

HoneyDragon · 10/07/2014 23:53

No corgis, I'm mumsnet royalty, I currently have a Hullygully on the floor passed out on Tixylix and a tinfoil fascinator.

fourforksache · 10/07/2014 23:53

tilly, I'd be happy with aspiring middle class, its a step up from reality permanently skint working class Grin

CheerfulYank · 10/07/2014 23:55

Everyone here has couches but that's just regional usage. My grandmother had a Davenport. :o

Salmon probably not ah-loo-min-num. Wink We have wood right now but the upkeep is atrocious. Will probably get the cement type stuff? Looks like wood.

I like these colors but I may be the only one...

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CheerfulYank · 10/07/2014 23:58

Also to add insult to injury DH is staining this enormous wood thing in the bathroom and I am having to POO SIDESADDLE as it is partially blocking the toilet.

I may LTB.

Vintagejazz · 10/07/2014 23:58

Well I'm so royal we keep out tiaras in the downstairs lavatory.

gertiegusset · 11/07/2014 00:00

Also to add insult to injury DH is staining this enormous wood thing in the bathroom and I am having to POO SIDESADDLE as it is partially blocking the toilet.

The mind boggles...

HoneyDragon · 11/07/2014 00:01

You know your post make sit sound like your dh is fake tanning his cock don't you CheerfulYank? And you're pooping through the procedure.

CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 00:02

It's boggling my mind as well Gertie and it is happening to me.

CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 00:03

:o Honey

It is actual wood. I could get a pic.

gertiegusset · 11/07/2014 00:03

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TillyTellTale · 11/07/2014 00:03

fourforksache Good point, that MNer!

When I was a child, I thought that sofas were the two-seater soft-furnishings and that settees were the three-seater soft-furnishings. Anyone else? Or just me?

gertiegusset · 11/07/2014 00:04

My thought exactly HoneyDragon. Grin

MadameDefarge · 11/07/2014 00:05

Hecate dictating her posts

HoneyDragon · 11/07/2014 00:05

I admired you were restrained enough just to politely boggle Gertie Grin

Maryz · 11/07/2014 00:09

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Mintyy · 11/07/2014 00:12

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CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 00:13

Yes siding is cladding :) I think so anyway!

gertiegusset · 11/07/2014 00:13

You struggling with Yank's DH's cock there Mintyy? Grin

HoneyDragon · 11/07/2014 00:15

Is there room in there with Mr and Mrs Yank for Mintyy to struggle with it?

footballagain · 11/07/2014 00:15

Shit me, I've just realised I have a sofa. Because it reclines. And I've never heard of a reclining couch.

Anyway, do I win a prize? It is really naff (but comfy).

CheerfulYank · 11/07/2014 00:15

This. This is happening.

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gertiegusset · 11/07/2014 00:16

Depends how big it is, the lav that is.

GeneralCunt · 11/07/2014 00:16

You ok there Mintyy?

In my head siding is a bit of railway only referred to in Thomas the Tank Engine books.

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