Any Mumsnet newbies around?

[Mintyy]

Come hither my lovelies ...

500650 March '13.

Over a year and I still feel like a newbie!

485484 - Jan 2013

498172. Apparently I joined in Feb 2013. I though it was much more recent - I've only been reading and posting for a few weeks...

My names new - can I pretend I'm a newbie ??

I've taken my dementor cloak off for a while and trying to be nice

maybe I'm drinking too much lately

I rejoined just a few minutes ago.

I'm number 650036

I'm quite new.

Mines 333653, cant find when I registered though. Think it was mid 2011

Maryz - got me sussed. ;-)

And 4 pages later .....

Maryz

I thought membership was up in the millons too. But ... maybe "users" is the terms used to refer to the millions of unregistered lurkers/linkbait clickers ? And in my head I just substituted "members" for "users".

Or something like that.

Right I'm back now. I will try and catch up with the graph. We probably don't need loads more recent ones - any between 2002 and 2010 would be good!

Why is Mintyy grooming people?

She is planning a dawn raid to take over the boards.

I think.

67852

Oh dear. I seem to have been here for quite a while

I have indeed, Maryz. 1 degree, 3 houses, 2 dodgy boyfriends, 1 incredibly lovely boyfriend and a whole lot of guff in between.

Gawd I sound soppy need to restore the balance. Cunty bollocks. Big sweaty ones.

You've got a nice number, Betsy

Sheesh, this is like being back at work.

Tiggy "Hotlips" D - OBE - 102904.

Tiggy I think she is planing a purge.

She will have to give me a mivvi if she is expecting my cooperation. I would hold firm for a cornetto if I were you.

Need your join date tigg

My mouth is watering at the thought of her Mivvi.

Where do I find my date?

On your profile in a drop down doodah

Is 'mivvi' an established euphemism