Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

WIBU to not hold the baby?

392 replies

trufflesnout · 08/06/2014 20:43

I don't think I was BU, but since I made a new mother look wounded today, I'm wondering if I was unreasonable or if she was being precious it was definitely her.

I was visiting a relative who has just happened to give birth recently. I'm not maternal at all and don't particularly enjoy being around small children (apart from my own daughter, who is perfect, obviously) but I don't tend to announce it to people since whenever I have I've been viewed as odd at best.

Even though the visit wasn't all about the baby, I paid the small pink loud thing a compliment or two for the mother's sake, as I thought it would be polite to do so since it had pretty much just emerged from her body. I think I must have shot myself in the foot with the two counts of prompted, generic praise, as at one point in the visit she asked if I would like to hold the baby.

I said politely and with a smile, "oh, no thank you".

She looked at me like I had just caved its face in with a toothpick. The conversation moved in and she didn't offer again thank God.

Was I horrendously rude in declining the offer to hold her baby?

OP posts:
Thread gallery
14
BernardlookImaprostituterobotf · 10/06/2014 23:00

I had to go to my landlord's years ago and she had recently had her baby. I'm not fussed about holding other folk's babies one way or the other but made complimentary noises and agreed when it was thrust at me, mostly because she looked like she'd just let go anyway. I was left to cradle said baby through the whole conversation until she finished up by saying they had to get off for an appointment as 'someone in the family has given him/her (she knew I can't remember) scabies '

Scabies for fuck's sake!
Luckily I went home and scrubbed with mange treatment and didn't get it but seriously...just, what the fuck are some people on?

BernardlookImaprostituterobotf · 10/06/2014 23:05

Kids I always coo over and hoglet just to bump up the species. Who can resist that wrinkly face?

WIBU to not hold the baby?
WIBU to not hold the baby?
trufflesnout · 10/06/2014 23:08

SCABIES!? WTF!

Nice goat

OP posts:
CatsCantTwerk · 10/06/2014 23:14

is lifehasafunnywayofhelpinguout another LithaR in disguise? I DO hope so!

BernardlookImaprostituterobotf · 10/06/2014 23:16

Ta!

I know. Or rather I don't know, I have no idea of the sort of mental gymnastics required to be vpfb and requests for admiration and tribute must be obeyed on the one hand while on the other being so apparently fine with someone giving a fairly newborn a highly contagious parasitic infection, oh and passing it on to, at most, functionally polite acquaintances.

Just no.

AlpacaPicnic · 10/06/2014 23:18

Zomg how cuuuute is that goat?!

lifehasafunnywayofhelpinguout · 10/06/2014 23:26

Who's LithaR. x
Also that baby goat is adorable. I want to snuggle him. xx

trufflesnout · 10/06/2014 23:34

Yeah I have that impression too Cats - I didn't spot Litha's troll because I was so convinced life was being fishy...

OP posts:
lifehasafunnywayofhelpinguout · 10/06/2014 23:48

Being fishy. You started a thread on a public forum.On which I gave my opinion (confused face)

BiscuitMillionaire · 10/06/2014 23:52

"small pink loud thing" is not nasty. A bit unfeeling possibly. Reminds me of Dr Xargles book of Earthlets, which is funny.

BernardlookImaprostituterobotf · 11/06/2014 00:21

Small, pink, loud thing is benignly factual.

Mine and many of the babies I have encountered look like a jowly cross between a potato and an old man.
Luckily I had enough oxytocin pickling my brain a small trip & spill would have caused a county wide love in. The net effect being my squirmy Winston Churchill-alike looked to me like some kind of ethereal beauty, possibly hand crafted by Davinci himself.

Looking at their baby photos now there's me looking rather maniacally pleased and: Churchill, Jovial potato, Churchill, Lizard.
They rapidly became fascinating tiny people with their own faces.
My baby pictures look like my mum was clutching a shocked albino coconut/small orangutan, a state I remained in via a brief trip down potato alley, for some time.

The only baby of mine who was born delicately perfect and beautiful was my stillborn dd. But I can absolutely understand other people may find her picture to uncomfortable to appreciate. And it's different for fully term live babies...that last bit of fat does it I think. They always look concerned about something, like they've had the world's biggest surprise (well, they have really) or milky drunk. And I've only just realised I've described my own main expressions...oh dear!

SelectAUserName · 11/06/2014 03:24

Bernard, I'm so sorry you lost a daughter but the rest of your post is freaking hilarious. I snorted so loudly at "Churchill, Jovial Potato, Churchill, Lizard" that the cat woke up and leapt off the bed in fright.

TobyLerone · 11/06/2014 08:03

What Select said. Bernard, you are fab Flowers

AbbeyBartlet · 11/06/2014 08:49

LithaR Grin I believed you were being serious too! [gullible emoticon]

lifehasafunnywayofhelpinguout · 11/06/2014 08:56

Sorry for the loss of your daughter, Bernard. xx

HippyTea · 12/06/2014 11:52

Hahah Lewej I'm sorry, you can swap it for an Oreo...

LithaR however, I still have left over valium from my crazy if you want them to go with your Biscuit

The arrival of angry cat on the thread has me in stitches. Thank you OP for starting this she man baby haters club Brew Cake

HippyTea · 12/06/2014 11:53

whoops *crazy phase

perhaps I should hold on to them after all

New posts on this thread. Refresh page
Swipe left for the next trending thread