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To think that vagina is not the only word for it?

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superstarheartbreaker · 07/06/2014 09:11

Dd and I call it a noo noo or foo foo. She is 4. Lots of people say that vagina is the only acceptable term but it sounds so clinical. At this age I think noo noo is fine...and cute.I dont even call it a vagina.

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elQuintoConyo · 07/06/2014 20:00

Ffs, vulva or fanny. End of.

Or just call it a pee-pee, can work for both sexes and isn't cringeworthy, or twee, or too medical, or too frilly.

Fairy, twinkle, foofoo, mini, flower - they're fucking awful. Irish DH has a mickey, so perhaps minnie isn't so bad!

The link to the online slang dictionary seems to be very American-English orientated.

I refer to mine with her full name: Anastasia Von Beaverhausen. Can't see it catching on, though Grin

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