to wish that people would stop assuming I'm a feminist just because I'm female?

[HookingBrilliant]

Does this happen to other people? It's beginning to annoy me.

You're all invited to my event

How To Be a Goady Fucker on a Forum.

OP you especially need to attend this one.

That's two events right there.
Thank you AF !
LRD - we would be awesome

Yeah, I'm not doing serious debate tonight. This has been pleasant, though.

pag - we would. It's really a mystery why no-one has yet invited us.

HTBAGFOAF - hm. Not a v catchy acronym.
I see a marketing problem there.

I saw that too LRD and felt a frisson of happiness at the thought we might be overtaking the world at last!

I am rubbish at serious debate on feminist issues because I am so badly read and don't really do the lingo.

do you know there is a genuine conference with the acronym INANE? (it's not a feminist conference i hasten to add)

No worries, pag. My FB feed is full of 'em < airy wave >

< polishes fingernails on collar of manky dressing gown >

well, it's not an anti-feminist conference either. but feminism isn't the conference subject

You guys are funny.

Funny feminists.

I'm going to start a funny feminist event.

It shall be called 'feminists of fun

Corporate sponsors will be LK Bennett (for the kitten heels) and Levi (for the dungarees) and we'll have tree workshops (which I will lead, as 3 yrs at drama school has well trained me for this eventuality)

Op will not be the keynote speaker because it will make her sad.

Who's in sisters?

Don't say that AnyFucker, I'll start shouting at you to list them.

you could have bridget christie wilsonfrickett

Oh, oh, the acronym could be 'FFF': Fucking Funny Feminists.
'Cause feminists swear a lot well, I can do, when called upon

Aww.

Womyn referring to each other as sisters always makes me happy, willie. In my cold, dark soul.

What's the INANE conference, btw?

Me.
But so long as I don't have to understand all the first, second and third wave (and tree) confusion.

I just want to dig me ol' dungers out again and walk the walk < goes misty eyed >

Millions of xposts.

You've all started your own events without me.

And no-one has asked me to attend or speak

No, no, FFS! It has to be Fucking Funny Sisters.

(It's not only me who finds 'sister' inappropriately amusing?)

Wilson can I put on a puppet show? The Vagina Monologues with Punch and Judy (balancing things out for the OP's approval)

I'll just attend and sing Kumbaya or summat.

See, all those waves confused me terribly too. It's probably me feeble female brain wots overloaded, but I can ask DH when he comes home.

The OP isn't going to tell me, is she?

I have to go to bed drunk assuming it was a pile of horse shit and that there are no random feminist events going on without me.

Well that's an unexpected turn of events and no mistake.

INANE – International Academy of Nursing Editors

i'm sure they're very relevant as nursing editors go!

FFS!!
That's genius

I could bring the Brownies to sing ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha.....