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to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

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FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 19:18

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just Shock

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SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 22:20

Who the heck is Kay Burley? Confused

Chippednailvarnish · 28/05/2014 22:23

She's a "reporter" on sky news.

gertiegusset · 28/05/2014 22:25

Shame she wasn't scratching her arse, she could've been on every schoolboys bedroom wall and made another a fortune.

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SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 22:26

Ahhh - you mean she reads off the autocue whilst looking very serious and knowledgeable about all manner of serious things?

EffectiveCommunication · 28/05/2014 22:30

Sue Burley was the one who was stood outside St Mary's hospital waiting to ask the Middleton's and Windsors questions about Prince George.

Chippednailvarnish · 28/05/2014 22:32

Yes, she also leaves the studio to cover big stories and likes strangling the competition

And she made Peter Andre cry.

TheBogQueen · 28/05/2014 22:37

Is she one who suggested to the wife of a convicted rapist that he wouldn't have done it if they had had a better sex life? Was that Kay burley?

Of so, I prefer Kate and her arse to that awful Burley woman.

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 22:38

Ahh, I recognise her now. We don't have Sky so I've managed to avoid her gems of wisdom thankfully. "Boom"?? Really Kay??? Hmm

Chippednailvarnish · 28/05/2014 22:48

You haven't lived!

SirChenjin · 28/05/2014 22:49

I feel I haven't!!

HowLongIsTooLong · 29/05/2014 00:15

You know what depresses me most about this "story"?

Today on Yahoo:

Trending Now:
Kate Middleton's Bum

Jesus, isn't the world sad

(but if I was going on a public engagement out of doors, with a helicopter in the mix there is now way I would be in a thong...)

FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 04:35

Today I am going going to set an example of 'being my own woman in today's society' by recording my video lecture topless. I am a tiny bit concerned that some of the people involved in employing/paying me may not appreciate the bold, feminist, self-actualising nature of my action but have decided that the pertness of my breasts will trump all criticicism Grin

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SirChenjin · 29/05/2014 08:07

Remembering, of course, to just forget to put on your knickers, put a fan on at full speed to keep the room cool, and then just happen to stand next to it...

Onesleeptillwembley · 29/05/2014 08:48

I'm off to a memorial service today, partly in my professional capacity. I'm thinking chaps. Still slightly formal but still expressing my feminist individuality.
Btw the person involved would actually have loved that.

SirChenjin · 29/05/2014 09:16

Chaps sans trews, presumably?

EffectiveCommunication · 29/05/2014 09:40

I wonder what the wind situation is like in Scotland today? I wonder what she will wear today on their visit?

SuperFlyHigh · 29/05/2014 09:41

Belleze - I asked my boyfriend last night and he said "yes darling you're more beautiful than Kate!" Grin

I didn't SAY I thought I was more beautiful than Kate bloody Middleton I just think she's up herself, ingratiating and a total waste of space.

I predict a divorce in a few years time anyway.

SuperFlyHigh · 29/05/2014 09:44

Oh and I don't think beauty comes into it but I have decorum, know when NOT to flash my knickers/bum etc at a possible event or time when it'll be papped.

I mean if I were her, the FIRST thing I'd do is ensure that dodgy camera shots or camera mishaps can't happen or won't happen. My brother's a photographer, they know all the tricks for a good shoot/shot.

Kate seems eager for this to come across as oops silly me, a gust of wind blew my skirt up and made me look like I've got a bare botty. Naive or what? to the rest of the world it makes her look a laughing stock.

oldgrandmama · 29/05/2014 10:46

I've got a sort of technical question - what is the difference between a thong and a G-string? IF 'Oops - there I go again' Flasher Katie is wearing anything, it means the back of the garment is sort of ... hidden between her bum cheeks. Is this not a tad unhygienic a bit uncomfortable? Oldgrandmama has been known to sport a teensy weensy bikini bottom only, on the Tahiti Plage beach at St. Tropez but its back bit was substantial enough not to disappear into one's black hole buttock crevasse. (This was during oldgrandmama's misspent middle age, not recently).

SirChenjin · 29/05/2014 10:54

Effective - I'm not sure where in Scotland she is today but here in the Central Belt it's a touch breezy, providing just the right opportunity for Katie to be her own woman and flash her bum cheeks

EffectiveCommunication · 29/05/2014 11:24

I hope we don't get that predicted face full of fanny today, due to the breezy conditions.

EffectiveCommunication · 29/05/2014 11:26

Ah thanks to Twitter I can see she has fitted red coat on today.

FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 11:35

Btw the person involved would actually have loved that. Grin

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FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 11:41

- what is the difference between a thong and a G-string?

Erm, not sure, same thing maybe ? Confused

I hope we don't get that predicted face full of fanny today, due to the breezy conditions.

The one she frontal flashed in on plane steps in Oz? Uh oh Hmm

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FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 12:03

Actually I think Scotland might be safe Effective

I found a photo and a) the coat is A- line and b) the hem looks suspiciously lumpy

to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..
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