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to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

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FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 19:18

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just Shock

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Igggi · 29/05/2014 12:58
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coffeeinbed · 29/05/2014 13:01

Shouldn't be the weights to make that hem lumpy, they are tiny, like a chain.

Unless they've understandably gone for some industrial strength ones...

FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 13:04

Or these coffee

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coffeeinbed · 29/05/2014 13:14

Anything to get the job done....

SirChenjin · 29/05/2014 13:24

Alex the Salmon and Nicola Sturgeon Face definitely have played a part in this helicopter inspecting event - there's something very fishy (geddit?!) going on

Veins · 29/05/2014 13:49

I think she's pregnant again. not that anyone cares what I think just wanted to put it there

FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 14:05

there's something very fishy (geddit?!) going on

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FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 14:31

veins didn't she cut a fringe last time she fell pregnant?

Maybe this month has been all about diversionary tactics too? Smile

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Chippednailvarnish · 29/05/2014 14:53

What's wrong with trousers?!?

Ooo, today I'm traveling by helicopter, I know I'll wear short floaty skirt and heels...

EffectiveCommunication · 29/05/2014 15:24

Veins, that is what I thought too. She has had a month off, which would give her time to get used to the morning sickness again. There was nothing booked for her to do for June, she didn't show up the the event William went to, then suddenly she added a load of events a couple of days ago. She looks as rough as she did the last time.

TheBogQueen · 29/05/2014 15:34

I do feel slightly sorry for her being the royal incubator.
It's all so flipping medieval isn't it.

SuperFlyHigh · 29/05/2014 15:42

TheBog - at least she's produced a male heir... Gorgeous Georgie!

Imagine if she was Shock barren! do you suppose they check their fertility levels these days?

Poor Anne Boleyn and Catherine of Aragon only having girls kinda scuppered their chances.

TheBogQueen · 29/05/2014 15:47

I wonder about fertility tests. You wouldn't put it past them, would you.

the baby is gorgeous.

Onesleeptillwembley · 29/05/2014 15:53

SirChenjin of course it was chaps sans trousers. Unfortunately my black ones were at the cleaners --and son wouldn't have let me into MY OWN car as he dropped me off. Sigh.

eddiemairswife · 29/05/2014 15:54

Looking at the coat it appears that the hem has been altered, either to shorten or lengthen it. Would she be drinking whisky if she was pregnant?

Nancy66 · 29/05/2014 15:59

I bet she didn't actually take a swig of the whisky.

If she was pg and wanted to keep it quiet then refusing whisky would have sent media into frenzy so accepting glass prob good move.

thesaurusgirl · 29/05/2014 17:59

So according to you lot, Kate is the "barren" and "bow-legged" daughter of a "common" "trolley dolly"?

Wow, you must all be simply delightful.

FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 18:09

I would like to distance myself from those remarks based on the technicality that I didn't say any of them.

I just think she's an exhibistionist with a poor work ethic

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FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 18:09

I am delightful, in case you were wondering Grin

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Chippednailvarnish · 29/05/2014 18:15

I'm not delightful, I just don't want to see the future queen's arse.

oldgrandmama · 29/05/2014 18:15

Any song plagiarists writers there on MN? Then how about altering this song to celebrate the lovely Kate and her comely buttocks? It's called 'Donald, Where's Your Trousers?' but 'Katie, Where's Your Knickers? has a nice ring to it ...
See

(Yes, I KNOW both titles not grammatically perfect ... should be 'Where are your trousers/knickers', but I suppose artistic licence sometimes permits good grammar to fly out of the window.

TheBogQueen · 29/05/2014 18:17

Yup thesaurusgirl

According to every single one of us All of us.

oldgrandmama · 29/05/2014 18:21

Um ... why did the pic. of the girl in shorts appear under my post? It's part of the YouTube vid. but I didn't put it there - did it come on its own because I posted the link? [Scratches grey old head about modern technology ...]

FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 18:21

But now you mention it thes me old mucker, the woman does have the look of one who couldn't stop a pig in a passage.

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FidelineandFumblin · 29/05/2014 18:22

(I offer that thought in my most delightful manner natch)

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