to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

[FidelineandFumblin]

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just

Um ... why did the pic. of the girl in shorts appear under my post? It's part of the YouTube vid. but I didn't put it there - did it come on its own because I posted the link?

Clever isn't it? I've got no idea how they do it either.

Blimey - that's quite disturbing. It happens on my FB page too. Getting a bit paranoid now ... or is it paranoiac? THEY'RE WATCHING ME!

I know. I'm still quite worried about whoever it was who posted the link of will's willy.

Don't suppose any of us on this thread will ever be made Dames now either

I've never known anyone to have aged as fast as kat and wills. They look like a couple in their late 50's.

Mmm, yes, I saw that photo, FidelineandFumblin ... still can't work out if it was a willy or an extra thumb. (Anne Boleyn had an extra finger, by the way - OK, a sort of vestigal finger).

Wish I'd kept that foreign magazine for which I scoured Zurich way back in 1990-something of Prince Charles staring wistfully from a balcony (?in Tuscany? Can't remember) all full-frontal. It was taken from huge distance away and therefore fuzzy ... but - well - not impressed (oldgrandmama hastens to add she's no expert in such things, but still ...).

thesaurus I did not say darling Kate was barren I simply opined would they test for fertility? I think yes.

And whichever way you dress it up Carole is a trolley dolly and a commoner - eg she's not royal, is certainly a social climber and being an air hostess I'm being a bit judge but you don't really need intelligence to do that. meow

Oh and if she's bow legged then that's a statement of fact if it's true. I personally don't want to look at her legs!

Oh and by they re barren I meant the firm.

Seems you are doomed to be disappointed oldgrand . At least you didn't have to trudge the streets of Zurich this time.

I did not say darling Kate was barren

Indeed you didn't Super - you'd have looked rather silly if you had, given she's been touting a 10month old all round the Antipodes

I just think she's an exhibistionist with a poor work ethic

YY, me too.

I do think though they must test fertility because can you imagine (weren't there raised eyebrows at Sophie Wessex not getting then getting pregnant) future king of England with no heir.

It'd be sort of ok for Harry but he looks too virile and absolute filth in bed (would have to get past the ginger hair in Crown Jewels region) if there were no heir.

Calling someone who is doing a job as an air steward a trolley dolly is just rude.

gertie me three. Still beats selling party tat like her parents company does eh which would've been poss career move.

gertie they call themselves it! It's meant in jest.

I have it on good authority (taps nose in a meaningful way) that poor Lady Diana was tested for her ability to breed before she married the PoW. Don't know if Kate had to go through same procedure. Wouldn't be surprised. Can't actually think of any woman marrying into the RF in last hundred years who hasn't produced children (except Wallace Simpson, of course).

And Mrs M hasn't done that job for ages - she is an entrepreneur/business woman type now

oldgrandmama my mum certainly thought so and referred to Di as a breeding mare, which she was really.

They tired of her fast after she'd popped out 2 boys.

DD works on the trains, sometimes people use that expression, 'Oh, here comes the trolley dolly/girl'.
They are in danger of getting their coffee in their laps.

She's a young woman doing a job.
No need for derisory comments.

No fertility test can prove that a woman can bear children though. All they can do is say 'no obvious reason why not.'

A brood mare, how dreadful.
I wonder if they tested Zara Philips' bloke before they got married.

Doubt it.

gertie but Zara doesn't matter as though she's in line or whatever it is to the throne it's highly unlikely she'll rule.

Di or whoever else married Charles, had to be fertile.

I am no royalist, I would rather we had no so called royal family but I doubt William would have been told he wasn't allowed to marry Kate, it might have been hinted at but I imagine, knowing how his parents marriage had crashed, he would have been pretty insistent on marrying whomsoever he chose.

Dunno though, maybe he's a wet fish and would have chucked her.

Is it true that the trolley dollies of both genders cabin crew's question of "are you for coffee" actually translates to "ah you fuck off eh"? Or is DH winding me up??

Well if she is a brood mare, she was an extremely willing one.

That's a Scottishism SirChen!

Kate looks dehydrated in today's pictures, whether that's through tears, puking or simply not drinking enough, who knows?