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to wonder whether anyone actually finds hipster beards sexy?

97 replies

Amethyst24 · 22/05/2014 23:24

Not the man wearing one, obviously they are all individuals and sexy in their own right and their mothers love them But the whole look, especially when taken to extremes of irony. Is it a thing like dungarees or Uggs for women, that people do for comfort and lack of hassle, and don't care what the opposite sex thinks? Or is there a total PHWOAR factor that I am missing?

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YouTheCat · 22/05/2014 23:25

It looks bloody stupid.

You just know they spend hours preening themselves in their smug manner.

I don't mind a goatee. Or go for a proper beard.

Gryffindor · 22/05/2014 23:28

Love a good beard. rubs thighs

Gryffindor · 22/05/2014 23:28

The stars didn't show around "rubs thighs"!

Wink
lessonsintightropes · 22/05/2014 23:32

My husband has a beard, but he's not a hipster. Am I allowed to find him sexy?! Each to their own

DomesticSlobbess · 22/05/2014 23:32

What's a hipster beard?

I love beards. Big, bushy beards. There's something about a massive beard that vastly improves a man's attractiveness. A clean-shaven Michael Fassbender, yeah he's alright. With a beard, instant hotness.

EatShitDerek · 22/05/2014 23:32

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curiousuze · 22/05/2014 23:33

Every bloke in London looks like Tsar Nicolas II. It's fucking bizarre ( and not sexy)

SaucyJack · 22/05/2014 23:34

Love a beard. And big, dirty hands to match.

liger · 22/05/2014 23:34

I love beards.

Hipster beards on attractive men are attractive, but they are also slightly 'affected' and that takes the edge of longing off for me

Chippednailvarnish · 22/05/2014 23:35

I'm clearly out of date. I had visions of women in hipsters with their pubes crawling out of their trousers, threatening to escape...

enormouse · 22/05/2014 23:37

Ick no. But I do like a bit of (well groomed) stubble.

I think it's the combination of things: the bushy beard, the undercut overstyled hair, the dad slip on loafers with no socks and the rolled up chinos in tan/mustard/sludge that I hate.

thecatfromjapan · 22/05/2014 23:39

I tend not to lol but ... lol @ Tsar Nicholas II.

It's not a look to which I am partial. It must work on some women, though. Or perhaps there will be a huge dip in the birth-rate? (Especially in London.) And people will talk of the "Tsar Nicholas II dip".

Gryffindor · 22/05/2014 23:41

I love the Tsar Nick look. Phwoar. DH has a fab beard too, but trims it when it gets much beyond stubble Hmm

LackaDAISYcal · 22/05/2014 23:41

Hipster Beards

I would just call them lazy, untrimmed hedges of beards, but there you go!

My DH has a full beard, but he keeps it relatively close. Think Patrick Grant from Sewing Bee (who I actually think he is trying to be, bless him) rather than Jase Roberston of Duck Dynasty (who I think is really rather hot under all that chin hair Blush )

Gryffindor · 22/05/2014 23:44

Patrick from Sewing Bee - yum.

IneedAwittierNickname · 22/05/2014 23:51

Me too chipped

But based on the link posted by LACK (i had no idea what they were) I'd say some men look really good with them, others not so much

Amethyst24 · 22/05/2014 23:51

THE TSAR! Exactly! I saw a man on the tube the other day who had actually waxed the corners of his.

(This is deeply, deeply wrong, but I have also noticed that where it used to be the province of very young, thin, handsome men, it's now crept up to 30+, 13 stone+ men, and some of them even have GREY IN THEIR HIPSTER BEARDS.)

On a positive note, it makes the great London Transport game "Nutter or Hipster?" much more challenging.

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PacificDogwood · 22/05/2014 23:52

YANBU.
They are bloody hideous (the beards, not the guys necessarily)
See my recent thread about it Grin

BumWad · 22/05/2014 23:54

Love a beard!!!!

McFox · 22/05/2014 23:57

I love a beard. My DH is bearded and tattooed, generally a bit of a hipster, and he looks super hot with his full beard Grin

Amethyst24 · 22/05/2014 23:57

Oooh, link please Pacific

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PacificDogwood · 22/05/2014 23:59

Here Grin

I'm not in London btw, and the beards have reached The Sticks…

FreudiansSlipper · 23/05/2014 00:01

I do but not when they get too long

I am very ticklish though Blush

Atbeckandcall · 23/05/2014 00:03

Patrick hither to my boudoir and I shall destroy, rubs thighs Grant.

I love a hairy men in general.

Latara · 23/05/2014 00:05

I hate hipster beards but to be fair I hate most beards.