I thought Theodorous was quite succinct, Littledrummergirl had gone by the time I got here 
Dog, be a sab if you want to. However, if you park your vehicle in the single track road that passes my house I give you fair warning that, as it isn't a car park and you are being a dickhead, one of the local farmers is likely to bulldoze it out of the way again - his cows still need milking and actually, it was true, they can't wait.
If your dog comes into my garden and sticks its nose against my stock fence and yelps the PCSO trying to keep the peace will not arrest me. Your solicitor will not issue a writ against me - and coming back at 2 am to 'get me back' will get the same response as it did last time, I will not turn the hose off until you are well off my property.
If you stand in the road swearing at me and threatening me with physical violence, letting me know you know where I live and can 'get me' whenever you want to, be prepared that one of the hunt followers does what you do - they film any threats and post them online, with your car registration clear to see - and no, they won't take it down any quicker than your lot would.
You see I live here. Your assumption that as I live outside the city I am a hunter is just that, an assumption. Your assertion that I am a rich bitch who doesn't have to work for a living and so can just fuck off is not only stupid (as is your conviction that 'bitches like [me] die of cancer of the vagina') but equally baseless.
Oh, and telling the nice woman in the B+B/pub that you need to rush back home to Sussex to sign on - that was a mistake. You see you had given enough info at the B+B for me to work out where you live. It was me who phoned the number and dobbed you in. I hope it took months to sort out. I hope your life was as badly disrupted as mine has been.
Now, Dog, now you have a bit more information, feel free to do what your conscience tells you is right!