I'm being so unreasonable, you'll laugh.

[BumpAndGrind]

Someone has stolen my username.

I'm quite upset, I shouldn't be really.

I wouldn't be to bothered but they seem to post a lot more than me so are effectively making me the 'second' BumpandGrind.

Why would you pick a name of another member but just change the spelling slightly :(

Waves at BumpNGrind you arse

Dwerf are you from Ashington?

N has posted much more than and, over a much shorter space of time, I say she gets dibs on the name!

Posting more doesn't mean you should get a name! Rewarded for being online more

Yes my NN came from Coconutty's autocorrect of 'dirty bastard' and I love it!

Oh what a laugh! I have tears. Thankyou all for such a funny thread. Sometimes MN is so serious! And to all of you that said that you didn't remember posting stuff, you wait till the menopause unless you're there...then Hi...its horrid isn't it!

I've name changed twice.

But if someone wants my polka dot bra status they hey..., maybe I could use a change to a lace one?

Hey, Spotty, don't you know that Bra is taken?

I have seen a few pancakes around of late.

One of them is far more amusing and witty than me so hoping I get mistaken for them.

GinSoakedMisery

i grew up in Ashington! Don't live there now! How exciting!

I used to have a NN based on a name and there were so many variations I changed to this. There are so many phantoms around now it's like bloomin Rentaghost! shows age

have you asked nicely? I got asked nicely by one regular- i had changed my name and randomly picked the name of an insurer and a female bottom- the name turned out similar to hers. I changed of course.

randomly picked the name of an insurer and a female bottom

ChurchillFanny? AdmiralVagina? go on , give us a clue - I'm too tired for riddles

There are lots of expats on here, but it doesn't really confuse me.

it confuses the rest of us well, me anyway

AlpacaPicnic, NCISAddict - I like Kate Beckett from Castle or Rizzoli from Rozzoli and Isles for Eve (obvs need haircuts!), NCIS Abbey for Peabody and either NCIS LA 'G' or the Arrow guy for Rourke (but actually they'd prob be too young?).

Summerset should be Patrick Stewart (Jean Luc Picard)

Sorry for hijack OP

AdmiralVagina... I'm quite liking that.

SheilasMinge? EsureFanjo?

Wish I was called EnsureFanjo!

Hi CakeIsMyMaster!

FryingPanto I've never lived in Ashington, but my friend does and she pronounces dwarf as Dwerf. I am much posher than that, I'm from Newcastle ;)

fellow north easterner here!

I nc partly cos someone had chosen v similar name. Think along lines of if was my current name, they'd be mumteedumteedum! I feel your pain op ;-)

No other clovers spied yet..... flails elbows in preparation

I would be wellchuffed if someone picked up the other half of the comedy sketch my name comes from. WELL chuffed considering it unlikely though

Someone thought I was scottishmummy after a namechange.

I think I'm an original. Quite a few reindeers and a load of bollocks but that's MN for you

I don't think if be too fussed unless the namesake was particularly horrid. If it's just a general user the. I doubt I'd even notice.