to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

[dunmopin]

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

Don't know which thread, so don't know context, but is one sitting and the other standing?

She's short and sitting in the loo, he's got really long legs and no trousers, is how I pictured it.

I tried hard NOT to picture it!

Which thread?

I'll send my DP round to give you a demo if you like?

Are we being deliberately disingenuous?

What the hell kind of thread are you referring to OP :o

No thanks Saucy - I'm tall. Mmm I see this happens a lot, sheltered upbringing. Only I would have thought it was risky as the head is quite a hard surface. Maybe that's the point

Um, am I missing something here? As a seventy something old crone mature lady, I thought I'd seen/heard it all. So - she's shi ... sitting on the loo, he rests his balls on her head ... how bloody TALL is he, or does he use stilts?

I thought my household was a bit kinky in that I can't take a wee/poo without my cat supervising the evactuation. If I shut the bathroom door, she can push it open and come in. More disturbing is when she jumps on my lap and purrs. But in balance, I think I prefer cat before guy balancing balls on my head.
BTW, OP, are his balls particularly impressive? Just asking.

Ooops, cat doesn't have balls, she's a lady cat. Bad grammar.

Whuuuut taf? Never mind how, in the name of all things unholy-why?

Preciousbane, my mind keeps trying to visualise this but I really don't want to ... wouldn't it, er, trickle down from her head? [Has attack of the vapours]

eh?

OP, I wouldn't be asking "How?" I would be asking "Why?"

Earmuffs?

Good thinking Joysmum I'm sure that must be the reason.

Warm earmuffs.

Would it not be during a mutual act of pleasure in which the thingies might well rest on a lady's head while the wotsit rests in her mouth? equally as file as a giant standing next to a micturating short lady?

Not file, viable.

Maybe when they do the pissing through her legs whilst on the loo thing but even then all the equipment will be point down and not near her face.

Tuhlulah! "thingies"? "wotsit"? Oh I say! Wash your keyboard out with soap immediately. I'm not used to reading such filth.

Tsk.

That confused me too lol I hope someone can enlighten me

Ok but I fear for Oldgrandma which is why I used euphemisms.
During the act of love known in some quarters as '69', would it not be possible for a man to level himself over a lady, with his penis in her mouth, and maybe then his testicles would rest, ever so gently, on her forehead?
You forced me into that and it's not even the watershed yet.

And he complains her pee smells